Apparently this was said without a trace of irony.
Petrino on accepting UL job w/out contract/buyout finalized: "I don't need anything in writing. I can trust (UL AD) Tom (Jurich)"—
Brett McMurphy (@McMurphyESPN) January 09, 2014
I hope Jurich and Petrino start out their presser looking at each other and bursting into uncontrollable laughter. And then leave.