“I’ll handle all punishment inside.”

The more things change in Knoxville, the more they stay the same.

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20 responses to ““I’ll handle all punishment inside.”

  1. It would be interesting to compare/contrast the punishment these “characters” would receive from different schools.
    LSU- Players take a vote.
    UGa- Have a seat on the bench son.
    Florida- Half game suspension
    uSC- rehab

  2. Spike

    Gosh, Coach.. don’t be too mean to them. Sarcasm ends here.

  3. AHD – you forget the rest:
    Bama – police take the players directly to the Bama athletic building to either have scholarship revoked or “discipline” based on contributions to the team
    Auburn – players suspended from one practice and then immediately reinstated prior to game against longest running rival
    tOSU – we pass them off to the NFL and then deny everything when implicated in a murder

  4. Just Chuck (The Other One)

    Sounds like the weekly speaker program isn’t working for them. Maybe they should try something else.

  5. uglydawg

    This is what kids do. It doesn’t rise to the level that would promote one of them to starting QB at Auburn.

  6. dawg3fan4

    It’s all good that they got in trouble with the law, they are good guys so it doesn’t matter what they actually do.

  7. mdcgtp

    Butch Jones is just happy that Bert Bielema joined the conference to take the spotlight off of what a complete hack he is.

  8. Dog in Fla

    “I’ll handle all punishment inside.”

    The Opportunity is Nowhere for Flattops

  9. tess

    “we have great character kids … if you look at our community service hours.”

    Exactly! Danny O’Brien and A.J. Johnson alone will be contributing 64 hours of service to the Knoxville community! It’s a truly civic minded program.

  10. hunkerdowndawg

    I don’t think what these kids did is much of a big deal and hardly makes them bad characters, but they would both sit out two games at UGA and make Spurrier a happy Cock.

  11. Bulldog Joe

    “Have all charges dropped against them by meeting certain requirements.”

    No doubt we have the only college town that’s not “all-In”.

  12. The Lone Stranger

    Everyone around that place simply needs more orange dogs statuettes and orange slacks. That should smooth it all out.

  13. ” …we have great character kids if you look at our academic success that we’ve had, if you look at our community service hours … ”

    Is he referring to “forced” or “voluntary” community service hours?