“The fact that Tammy is standing right in front of me pretty much seals the quest to have a No. 1 bestseller, I think.”

PAWWWLLL has a book coming out, which raises three questions:

  1. How long has it been since most of his listeners read a book?
  2. Who plays Finebaum in the movie based on the book?
  3. How did he convince Nick Saban to pose for the centerfold?

I’m kidding about that last question… at least I hope I am.

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22 responses to ““The fact that Tammy is standing right in front of me pretty much seals the quest to have a No. 1 bestseller, I think.”

  1. Russ

    The first question is the most pertinent.

    • 81Dog

      the answers are:
      1: It depends on how many pictures are in it (and whether they’ve already been colored in yet)
      2. I think Andy Sarkis already nailed Finebaum in the Lord of the Rings trilogy; he may have played Gollum a little more butch than Finebaum, but slap some glasses on him and you’re good to go. It worked all those years for Clark Kent, right?
      3. He got Saban to do it by telling him “You know, Les Miles is begging me to let him do this. I’d hate to have to settle for Les, but if you really don’t want to, I guess I may have to call him. He insists on wearing the hat, though.”

  2. Connor

    Can they just re-use the “Yellow Bastard” costume from Sin City for the movie version of Paul? He’s a dead ringer.

  3. I couldn’t find any Dawg fans :-) but Harvey is noticeably absent. LSU Freak will fix that soon.

  4. Dog in Fla

    “The fact that Tammy is standing right in front of me pretty much seals the quest to have a No. 1 bestseller, I think.”

    Oddly enough, there was some discussion that the back cover should feature the same photo as the front cover with the only difference being that Tammy has turned around. Phyllis from Mulga killed that idea saying that there is not enough Paul to go around and that it’s unfair that Tammy gets all the attention

  5. 202dawg

    Billy Bob Thornton. Has to be him, considering he’s already played that character in Sling Blade…

  6. How long has it been since mostCan any of his listeners read a book?

    Fixed that for you.

  7. Spike

    After a tough week, that last one made my day! Thanks, Senator.

  8. Is Don Rickles retired yet?

  9. SouthGaDawg

    I think Gollum from The Lord of the Rings would be a great fit as the lead character

  10. PTC DAWG

    A Dick with Ears….

  11. Wow. I zoomed in on that picture, and Tammy appears to have all of her teeth. Not at all what I was expecting.

  12. JG Shellnutt

    “What’s a book?”
    Anyone in that costume of the dancing old man from the six flags commercial from 15 years ago (savvier readers please embed for this pitiful soul)
    2 hot dogs and 2 cokes

  13. Scorpio Jones, III

    Damn…and to think I just used the last of my Xmas Barnes and Noble gift card…and I had room on my Nook, too.

    Who says publishing is dead?

    • Save your pennies, Scorp. In a few months, you’ll be able to pick it up in the discount books section for a couple of bucks.

      • 81Dog

        maybe they’ll send the remainders to Africa, along with the “Auburn University 2013 National BCS Champs” gear. Haven’t those poor folks suffered enough?

  14. Matt

    Wasn’t there already a Pixar short of him playing chess with himself?