A spring break “message”

From the Georgia coaching staff to the players:

New Georgia defensive coordinator Jeremy Pruitt wanted players to not forget about football while doing what college students do during spring break.

“We’re going to let them leave to go on spring break with a message,” Pruitt said. “Hopefully these guys will work out three to four times this next week and they’ll come back in shape. We’re going to go out there and hit it running.”

Funny, the message I would have sent would be “stay away from the brownies”.

About these ads

21 Comments

Filed under Georgia Football

21 responses to “A spring break “message”

  1. Beware the Brownies of March …

  2. Granthams replacement

    And bars in Valdosta

  3. And helicopters above lakes!

    • John Denver is full of shit...

      seriously.
      How does a misdemeanor boating ticket even pay for helicopter fuel…mind numbing.

      • Hackerdog

        If we let boaters tow tubers without using a spotter, what’s next? Miscegenation? People putting non-goverment approved substances into their bodies? Dogs and cats living together? No thanks. I sleep easier knowing that our fine DNR employees are protecting tubers from themselves.

      • Because they know that pulling somebody over for something like pulling a tube without a spotter, which is a really stupid and unsafe thing to do, will likely result in more serious revenue generating tickets like BUI……you know, since people who have been drinking are often times the ones doing stupid and unsafe things. :)

        And that’s exactly what happened in that situation. I had no problem with how the DNR handled that situation. EVERYBODY on Lake Oconee and Lake Sinclair knows you MUST have a spotter if you are pulling anyone (my parents have a little house on Sinclair so we are there a good bit during the summers). Do what you’re supposed to do and the DNR leaves you alone. They can’t put up a roadblock like cops on the streets can to bust people for drinking, so they look for people who are doing stupid stuff.

        Moral of the story is, don’t be stupid. :)

        • PTC DAWG

          So you can’t pull a skier legally anymore with a proper ski mirror? If not, the law has been changed.

          • Not to my knowledge, but I wouldn’t swear to it. But I’ve been on Sinclair and Oconee quite a few times with different groups of people, and somebody has always been designated as the spotter. I don’t know about the ski mirrors though.

          • Bulldawg Bill

            Without a doubt a mirror doesn’t cut it. I grew up in boats and we always had a spotter in the boat. A mirror is a convenience, but it doesn’t replace a spotter.

      • rex

        It’s cheaper than having than having to explain to mom and dad why their kid drowned in the lake.

  4. Skeptic Dawg

    I suggest we set up a squares game filled with player’s names and position groups at $10 a square. We know it someone is going to pop positive. Why not have a little fun with it? When life gives you lemons…

  5. They would be better of with the brownies than the booze. Just don’t do anything in public.

    • 69Dawg

      As far as I know they don’t test for booze after spring break.

    • PTC DAWG

      How do you figure? Booze leaves the system quickly…POT not so much.

      • I am just saying it is better for you than booze and they know how to test clean. Most of them have been passing drug test for years.

        • We’ve done this dance before girlfriend. ;-) Good pot is upwards of 500 an ounce in Colorado. THC is a fat soluble molecule. That’s why butter and brownies work. No one is faking/defeating drug tests unless they are swapping urine samples contained in condoms that they keep on the dash with the defrost on so they can keep the temp up. Meth and coke is not detectable in urine after 72 hours. Must be why so many roofing contractors have problems with meth heads on the job. It’s hard work and the sun sucks the life out of them. A little juice keeps them focused. Anyway…they are not my kids. What ever they “smoke, drop, shoot, snort, or rub into their belly buttons.” is on them. But I’m paying attention to worker comp and general liability. Just sayin’

          • Don’t know anything about roofing contractors,but I do know that swapping urine is exactly the way they do it or the way HS FB players use to do it. Now, I am done dancing with you about this :)

  6. Dog in Fla

    And unmarked cars on 231 south of the Dothan bypass to Panama City but most of all Jeremy wants them to keep this in mind

  7. 202dawg

    Mine would’ve been ‘don’t drive south of Macon’, but i’m careful like that…

    • 202dawg

      I would also throw in a baseball card sized pic of JHC with the words ‘remember’ printed on the bottom…

  8. Bulldog Joe

    Plenty of opportunities for a spring break “massage” on US 17 headin’ south from Savannah.

    Jus’ sayin’.