Mike Ekeler wants more spring, damn it.
I'm going to talk to the NCAA and see if we can get 15 more practices. Today is practice #9. It's going fast -better make Em count.— Mike Ekeler (@CoachEkelerUGA) April 03, 2014
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Quickly becoming my favorite assistant coach…
Do you get the feling that if we would let him, he would strap on the uniform and play the game?
So if players were paid, and practice time were doubled, would the players receive overtime pay, or would they be considered salary employees, so that their would be ways to skirt the overtime requirements for salary employees?
“Good morning/afternoon/evening, players.Your mission Dan/Jim/everyone else, should you decide to accept it is 15 more practices. As always, should you or any of you be caught by Jimmy Williamson’s crew while emerging from an alley by foot or scooter to or from practice, we will disavow any knowledge of your actions or your association with special teams and you will be suspended for Clemson and South Carolina. This text will self-destruct in five seconds. Good luck, Dan/Jim/everyone else.”
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“Today is practice #9. It’s going fast – better make Em count.”
Can we assume there will be no more trips to the pool?
Will there be bowling instead?
Ahh, to be young and passionate about your work. I envy him.
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