Salty, bitter Gator tears are salty, bitter and delicious.

By Gawd, if this article doesn’t brighten your Dawgly soul today, you are beyond hope.  This, in particular, is priceless:

“I don’t let small things affect me anymore,” Harrison said. “I don’t let small things faze me. I’ve learned to drown out the nonsense, the clutter. I’ve learned to accept things that only get me better and to completely ignore the negativity, the clutter that can’t help me succeed in life. It’s just made me a lot stronger.”

So over the phone, the 6-foot-3, 304-pound Harrison is asked about “that incident” with another player.

Silence.

“Which one?” he asks. “Are you talking about the blocking incident?”

No, but that was rough, too. In the 26-20 loss to Georgia Southern, Harrison inexplicably blocked his own teammate, a lowlight that ran as the No. 1 “Not Top Ten” on Sportscenter for several weeks. It’s hard keeping the misery straight.

Wallow in it, baby.  Just wallow.

(h/t Doc Saturday)

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15 responses to “Salty, bitter Gator tears are salty, bitter and delicious.

  1. Dawgfan Will

    Heeheeheeheehee,

  2. Spike

    Oh, that warms the cockles of this ole dawg’s heart….

  3. Comin' Down The Track

    “Gators’ Locker room ” and “fracturing” are just a few of the words used in the caption for the photograph atop the article. This pleases me.

  4. Dog in Fla

    After being debriefed on this article, Jeremy decides to fire Boom and hire the Colorado coach.

  5. BWD

    Agent Muschamp is more effective than we could have ever imagined.

    • Dog in Fla

      Although it did put him in Charley Pell territory, working hard to completely lose control of the locker room may have blown his cover. It’s good for us that Jeremy still has Billy Donovan to distract attention away from Boom.

  6. Mayor of Dawgtown

    By “Colorado coach” I assume you mean Jon Embree, who got canned last year? Or that guy who got canned by Colorado in 2010 and is now an announcer on radio, Dan Hawkins? Or his predecessor, Gary Barnett, who was canned several years ago? Or HIS predecessor, Rick Neuheisel who was the last Buffalos coach to leave of his own volition but has since been canned himself? There are a lot to choose from. Surely you don’t mean MacIntyre, the Buffs newest losing coach, do you?

    • Dog in Fla

      I have no idea what I’m talking about but now I know a lot more about Colorado football coaches than I did before your comment. It sounds like a high-risk adventure. Thank you.

  7. Yeah, that was fun. Long live Will Mushcamp at Florida.
    ~~~

  8. So when will the alumni association name Will as “alum of the year”?

  9. uglydawg

    Muschampionish situatuion.

  10. Normaltown Mike

    Go Gatah!

  11. Skeeter

    Gators wear jean shorts! GATORS WEAR JEAN SHORRRTS!

  12. Scorpio Jones, III

    I know it is early, but all this glee at Florida’s expense makes me itch…

  13. Russ

    Man, that was tasty!