As a middle-aged man with an increasingly creaky body, I’m not gonna say this story gives me any pleasure, but it is gratifying to know that I’ve handled my share of couch-movings with less physical damage than Garrett Grayson suffered.
“I am a talker, man. That’s what defensive players do – talk. But I just like to shut them up. They know sometimes just not to talk because sooner or later they are going to be quiet for a while.” -- Todd Gurley, Dawg Post, 7/28/14