Fully rehabilitated

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Shit, in Athens it can take longer than that to get bonded out of jail.

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17 responses to “Fully rehabilitated

  1. DugLite

    Come on man…… FSU…..free shellfish university.

  2. Yeah it takes a good while to get bonded out of the poky.

  3. Debby Balcer

    Must have been real meaningful community service. Did he miss more than one game? Sounds a lot like how Steven Garcia was punished and look where that led.

  4. SouthGaDawg

    All the while, Jimmy Williamson is sittin’ with his feet on his desk, chucking under his breath, and spinning the cylinder of his revolver…

  5. Famous Jameis, played by cube

    Rehabilitated? Well, now let me see. You know, I don’t have any idea what that means.

    Rehabilitated? It’s just a bullshit word. So you go on and stamp your form, sonny, and stop wasting my time. Because to tell you the truth, I don’t give a shit. And neither does anybody in Tally Town.

  6. merk

    Man, we need to put the whole football team as walk-ons for the Baseball and basketball teams, then, when they get in trouble, we can suspend them from those sports.

  7. HiAltDawg

    Holy Son of a Mule, I’ve been on benders that lasted longer!

  8. Cousin Eddie

    Sure he learned a lesson, just not the one he should have.

  9. Dog in Fla

    What was his community service? A ride-along with the TPD?

  10. Bulldog Joe

    Well done, FSU.

    UGA would still be flogging itself well into September.

  11. Hogbody Spradlin

    He’s HEALED!. Must have seen Ernest Aingeley.

  12. Ralph

    Keeping off the street for 20 hours was his community service.

  13. Rock and Roll Rebel

    Perhaps he made some deposits at the local sperm bank…