Since you asked…

Hey, look who’s joining the blogger ranks!

Former South Carolina quarterback Stephen Garcia is getting a voice in the media world.

Saturday Down South on Sunday revealed via Twitter on Sunday that it was bringing Garcia on board later in the summer.

You can probably guess what’s coming next.

Suggestions?  You guys got a lifestyle editor?

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14 responses to “Since you asked…

  1. Hogbody Spradlin

    A weekly feature: ‘Steve’s Sip of the Town.’

  2. Spike

    He will bring the cooler…

  3. hassan

    Garcia’s keys to success. He’ll be scratching out this week’s game predictions.

  4. Vinings Dawg

    I’m torn between articles on how best to beat a hangover or “this summers new refreshing poolside beverages inspired by Lavendar and Lemons…”

  5. 202dawg

    They should let him write one article, then bench him, then bring him back. Wash, rinse, repeat…

  6. Russ

    He was going to start sooner but he’s serving a 1 month suspension…right up until they need him.

  7. ‘Mullet Monday’ posts? No wait, that’s Tanneyhill. Dang I get those guys confused all the time.

  8. Dog in Fla

    The sometime later in the Summer blockbuster role will be called, “The Redemption of General Butt Naked, Part VII”

    “General Butt Naked brushes his teeth. The first time you see him in The Redemption of General Butt Naked, Part VII, he’s preparing for his day just like anyone else might after getting the State Troopers out of the hotel room: he spits into the sink, he sprays deodorant under his arms, and he puts on his pants and tells the girls to put on their pants. What’s striking about this diurnal business is that he is General Butt Naked.” A journeyman apprentice under HBC and a ladies man

  9. Normaltown Mike

    I suggest his column be called: “Foot-bro”

    and the byline must certainly be “from the First Bro of College Football”

  10. Hogbody Spradlin

    My distinguished friend Senator Blutarsky: would that headline read better as:

    ‘Steve Patterson’s Offensive Charm’?

  11. Cousin Eddie

    Has to be some type of 12 step program brought to you by MACCO touch up car paint.