How hard is it to pick up the phone, Corch?

“On vacation”?  Seriously?  Shoot, if this had happened in Gainesville, Huntley Johnson would have worked out a deal with the state’s attorney by now.

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UPDATE:  Damn, this just keeps getting better and better.

Police were called to respond to a “large fight in progress” at the Grown & Sexy Lounge in Lorain, Ohio, according to Cleveland.com. Sprinkle was reportedly one of an estimated 50 people outside the bar when police arrived. According to the police report, several groups of people were fighting outside the lounge as police arrived on the scene. Sprinkle is accused of participating in the fighting, for which he was arrested and taken away in custody.

Police found two small bags of cocaine stuffed under the back seat after Sprinkle was removed from the police vehicle.

Hiding cocaine in the back of a police car?  Genius.

The “Grown & Sexy Lounge” sounds like a place in the top 1% of the top 1% of America’s watering holes.

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21 Comments

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21 responses to “How hard is it to pick up the phone, Corch?

  1. Hogbody Spradlin

    How do I get past the Big Brother advertisement?

  2. sectionzalum

    it’s the rioting charge that really makes it a work of art.

  3. Rebar

    can’t get past the big brother ad

  4. Debby Balcer

    Same here

  5. Hogbody Spradlin

    Corch needs time to study the important facts of the situation: this player’s talent and skill, depth at that position, quality of first few opponents. Then he’ll make an announcement about the seriousness of the crime.

  6. DavetheDawg

    Don’t expect Kirk Herbstreet to be “dumbfounded” by any of this. Clearly, some of tOSU’s players are taking advantage of Corch’s forgiving heart…

  7. Spike

    Aaron Hernandez would like to comment…

  8. uglydawg

    Auburn is dispatching a recruiter to Loraine….just in case Corch does the unthinkable.

  9. Cousin Eddie

    Herbstriet is withholding judgement until he sees if UGA made a scholarship offer or if Auburn or Oklahoma has an open slot.

  10. UbiquitousGaAlum

    “The “Grown & Sexy Lounge” sounds like a place in the top 1% of the top 1%” drag queen bars …

  11. Moultriedawg

    I wonder if corch is in fla on vacation? Ya know just to see how the atmosphere is in Gainesville

  12. TennesseeDawg

    The “Grown & Sexy Lounge” is certainly an upgrade over the old “Adolescent & Plain Club” that used to be there

  13. Mike Cooley

    Herbstriet will never say it out loud but he is kicking himself hard for what he said about us right about now. He feels like a great big dumbass. Poetic justice.

  14. ScoreCheck

    He will probably end up at The Barn

  15. “Hiding cocaine in the back of a police car.”

    It was just a Sprinkle.

  16. watcher16

    I kept thinking Sprinkle was the stripper