Eliminate the middleman.

The thing I admire the most about the Nick Marshall pot citation story is the goddamned ruthless efficiency behind it.  Gus doesn’t have to spend any time waiting for a dismissal or juggling Auburn’s roster to add another quarterback to it, because Nick’s already on the Auburn roster.

It’s like bringing HUNH principles to roster management.

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25 responses to “Eliminate the middleman.

  1. Dawgaholic

    One of your all-time best posts.

  2. uglydawg

    Maybe Gus can petition to get him another year of eligability to make up for the year he would have had to sit out if he wasn’t already enrolled.
    It just doesn’t seem fair for Auburn to get nothing from a player’s unlawfulness.

  3. dawggonit

    “Staff Staff” one helluva writer

  4. Mudcats Impala...

    All hail the Senator…I’m in awe… LMMFAO…

  5. Cousin Eddie

    Less than an ounce, are they going to have to kick him off the team? That doesn’t meet auburn standards, I thought they had a 1 lb minimum?

  6. Dawg19

    “Amongst his weaponry are such diverse elements as fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and nice red uniforms…oh, damn…”

    http://m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=vt0Y39eMvpI

  7. Hogbody Spradlin

    I wait with baited breath for news of his team discipline, and wait, and wait, and wait . . . .

  8. What fresh hell is this?

    Current odds on Marshall still making the trip to be one of the three players representing Auburn at SEC Media Days?

  9. JG Shellnutt

    Anyone care to speculate about his “punishment?”

  10. Noonan

    When did the State of GA decriminalize marijuana possession?

  11. JeffDawg

    Malzohn is a douche bag

  12. Comin' Down The Track

    My question is what in the world was he doing in Reynolds?! My Mother lives in Reynolds. The only thing there is a traffic light, and that is only a recent development.

  13. em, King here

    so no one has heard? Per reports… Au qb nick Marshall will not be penalized for the weed citation. Turns out it was not his weed……..he stole it.

    not mine but damn that made me laugh

  14. Cojones

    Should call it “The Perfect Tea Party” school since you have freedom to smoke pot and anything else you want to do without fear of reprisal. That oughta get a lot of SC recruits as well.