The answer, my friends, is blowin’ in the wind…

Just curious… where’s the port in a storm for Auburn’s refugees?

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15 responses to “The answer, my friends, is blowin’ in the wind…

  1. Scorpio Jones, III

    If this guy has eligibility issues at Auburn, it can’t be smoking pot, robbing a convenience store…moral turpitude?…no wait, that’s legal in Alabama…cheating on a test?…no wait, football players at Auburn don’t take no steenking tests…who knows? Does a year in the county jail count the same as a year at a junior college at Auburn?….maybe they revoked Therezie’s early release or something?

  2. Hogbody Spradlin

    Transcript need a little correction?

  3. TennesseeDawg

    You mean you can’t stay eligible at Auburn? There’s always Faber College

  4. Erskine

    Gus Malzan doesn’t have time for eligibility issues, being the hard ass that he is, Gus will bring the hammer down on him and hold him out two defensive series. Brent Fullwood says hi to Mr. Theriezie. Auburn is not an academic institution, it is a cult.

  5. Chuck

    The bag man is on vacation.

  6. Lrgk9

    Arkansas State

  7. Doug

    I thought it was Alabama State Penitentiary.

  8. Sounds like a grade issue. They’ll fix that. They did it before, not too long ago. I mean, it’s just a stupid grade.
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  9. Dog in Fla

    I thought at the AU you don’t have to live like a refugee

  10. Cojones

    Thugalete-pseudostudent (credit Ug), has struck again.

  11. Mayor

    Simple answer: Louisville.

  12. AusDawg85

    How will they ever get through the first play of the game without 2 star players?

  13. Spike

    It so Auburn.

  14. He just can’t keep the crayons inside the lines? I like how one game suspensions turn into wait-and-see-how-we-are-doing suspensions.