Joker Phillips and the street people

So word is Florida is pissed that Miami turned in Joker Phillips for violating the bump rule and none of the cool kids will hang out with the ‘Canes these days.  At least that’s what a bunch of unnamed sources claim.  I’m not exactly sure it’s such a bad thing.

“There’s a lot of street people in Miami,” one of the assistants said. “How do you think they feel about what the University of Miami did to Joker Phillips?”

Yeah, because if you’re a college football program trying to shake off the aftermath of the Nevin Shapiro mess, you really don’t want to mess with the street people.

Whoever that assistant is, he’s an idiot.

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6 responses to “Joker Phillips and the street people

  1. 81Dog

    snitches get stitches.

  2. The other Doug

    The first part of the article does a great job illustrating how good Utah State’s QB is. I’m sure Willie Martinez will have the boys in orange ready!

  3. uglydawg

    How impressive…Miami finds it shocking that Florida should violate the “Honor among Thieves” creed.
    And there has to be a clever “UM” quit to be made here. I just can’t decide how to make it.

  4. uglydawg

    “quip” not “quit”.

  5. South FL Dawg

    There really is a large subculture around high school football in the Miami area. The thing is the bump rule doesn’t apply to them, so I don’t see the problem, but then again I’m not in that subculture. I’d like to know how Teflon Nick does so well though.

  6. AusDawg85

    Joker Phillips and the Street People

    Didn’t they perform “YMCA” in the 70’s?