Category Archives: ‘Cock Envy

Wednesday morning buffet

I’m leaving tomorrow, so enjoy the buffet while you can get it.

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Don’t cry for me, Columbia.

You know how every preseason the media likes to judge South Carolina’s chances on how smug Spurrier is?  Yeah, well…

Maybe it’s time to find a new tell.

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Friday morning buffet

Some pre-weekend nibbles for your reading pleasure:

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The consequences of being Stephen Garcia

The inevitable response to running your mouth:

South Carolina officials are aware of Garcia’s comments and “will be looking into it further,” sports information director Steve Fink told The State on Thursday evening.

It feels like they’ve had a guy on Garcia Watch in the athletic department going back to his playing days, just in case, and now it’s back to Defcon One for that guy.  Good times!

Can’t wait for the Spurrier quip, either.

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Schadenfreude, darling, schadenfreude.

Somebody’s in a bad place today.

Every year in college football, there’s a team with significant expectations that just implodes. In 2013, it was Florida falling from 10th in the preseason poll to 4-8. In 2012, Southern California started at No. 3 and ended up in El Paso. The year before that, Texas A&M started in the top 10 and finished off a 7-6 season in a forgettable bowl game against Northwestern.

This year we already have our winner in that derby of derp: South Carolina.

The Gamecocks are a mess, and you wonder now if they’ll rally and make even a minor bowl game or just pack it in for the year.

Sure, it sucks immensely that Georgia lost to the ‘Cocks, but other than that, I can live with how this is turning out.  At this point, if they beat Florida, it probably helps out Georgia’s chances.  And at least “the road to the SECCG runs through Columbia, South Carolina” meme is dead for another year.

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And let us raise a finger in honor of the fine young men giving their all on our behalf.

Classy broad.

There’s always Clemson, ‘Cock fans, to look forward to.

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Somebody’s got my back.

To my loyal South Carolina readership who’s found fault with me for ranking Georgia ahead of South Carolina in this week’s Power Poll despite 35-38, please take note that Bovada still rates the Dawgs’ chances to win a national title better than the Gamecocks’.

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