Category Archives: ‘Cock Envy

Thursday morning buffet

Time to nosh.

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Spurrier’s biggest disappointment

Aaaannnnd… the obvious musical retort:

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Wednesday morning buffet

We’re oh so close.  The buffet is here for you.

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A “sexy developing rivalry”?

While some of the reasoning in this post over at Saturday Down South is a little silly – Georgia isn’t talking more about South Carolina than Florida in preseason pressers right now because of the passion of the rivalry, but because it’s the second game of the season – I don’t deny that the series has gotten more heated and that Spurrier is the major cause for that, both because he’s an ass and because he’s raised the play of the program.

But I look at this series the same way I did the one with Tennessee from ’92 until Fulmer left.  It became a big deal because the division title was in play (okay, not every year, but work with me here, peeps).  Fulmer’s personality added some zest to the recipe, but I’d never put the UT rivalry on the same pedestal with Florida or Auburn, even though they’re all conference rivals.  The same goes for South Carolina.  And the thing is, besides Spurrier, South Carolina’s never really had others who’ve irritated me like some of the Vols have over the years.  (Before you go there, Garcia was comic relief.)

So I can’t call this one “sexy”, really.  How do you guys feel about it?

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Evil Richt ♥ Clowney.

Mark Richt turned provocateur at last night’s “UGA Day” event at the Gwinnett Center, and it seems to have gone over a lot of folks’ heads.

No, man.  You’re not getting it.  Mark Richt didn’t say that because he truly believes it, because what he believes about Jadeveon Clowney’s greatness is irrelevant.  Richt just flipped the media conversation from terrorized quarterbacks to “insane hype”.  It’s a tasty soundbite that ESPN will chew over all the way to September 7th.  Maybe Clowney lives up to it; maybe he doesn’t.  But in any event, he’ll have to own it for the next few weeks.

Meanwhile, Georgia can get ready to prepare for its first two games.  Well played, ER.

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Sympathy for the devil

I’m not wishing for this to happen, because except for one game a season I enjoy watching someone as talented as Clowney play, but I gotta say as a fan of a program that saw its superstar take a four-game hit from the NCAA over the sale of a game jersey that if this story has legs, I won’t shed any tears if there’s a suspension.

Oh, and if that happens and Mark Richt wants to take a shot at Spurrier with a snarky comment about the satisfaction of playing South Carolina early in the season, I’ll be okay with that, too.

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Stephen Garcia’s concern

This. Is. Awesome.

Easy answer:  If he’s consistent, Hyman will give Manziel at least four or five more chances before booting him for good.

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Threepeat

Since he’s about to be pushed aside by All Things Manziel, I wanted to get in one last Jadeveon Clowney quote:

“I don’t understand this SEC stuff anyways,” Clowney said Tuesday as SEC Media Days got underway at the Wynfrey Hotel. “Beat them and they still go to the SEC championship. We know we can get beat them. God, it irks me. … We’ve just got to pull it out this year.”

It’s tough grasping the natural order of things sometimes.  It’s almost at a point where I’d enjoy Carolina winning the game and getting shut out of Atlanta for the third straight year, just to get another irked quote.  Unfortunately with the scheduling shoe on the other foot this time, I don’t think the Dawgs are going to have that luxury.  Game two’s gonna be a biggie.  They’ll have to risk irking Clowney in a different way.

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You want your bulletin board material, you got your bulletin board material.

The only problem is with who delivered it.

You wanna tell Clowney to get stuffed?

That being said, it probably wouldn’t be a bad thing for Georgia to beat SC this year.

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UPDATE:  That was quick.

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UPDATE #2:  I guess this is bulletin board material.

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UPDATE #3:  Mr. Hicks is feelin’ it tonight.

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Making a bad thing worse.

As if we need it, here’s proof once again that there’s nothing orange can’t make uglier.  This looks like it came straight out of the Lulu and Junior Collection.

Good Lord, ‘Cocks, show some taste.  (h/t Garnet & Black Attack)

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