Category Archives: Don’t Mess With Lane Kiffin

He sure could pick ‘em.

Forget about sneaking out of Knoxville like a thief in the night.  Were I a Vols fan, this is why I’d be pissed at Junior:

What’s all this have to do with Kiffin?

Upon taking the Tennessee job, he sent word to a couple of quarterbacks the Vols had committed under the previous regime that they needed to look elsewhere — and they did.

Their names? Tajh Boyd and Bryce Petty.

As a Georgia fan, though, let me take this opportunity to thank Mike Hamilton again for the fine job he did.

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Friday morning buffet

Some pre-weekend nibbles for your reading pleasure:

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Tuesday morning buffet

By all means, help yourselves.

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Jumpin’ on the Junior Train

Oh, noes, Kevin Scarbinsky di’int.  Oh, yes, indeedy, he went there.

One week shy of one year since USC fired him as head coach at LAX in a nightmarish conclusion to his dream job, is Kiffin starting to make a case to one day succeed Nick Saban?

It’s possible to ask that question without snark or sarcasm, without having everyone in earshot question your sanity.

Actually, it’s not.  Unless you’re trolling for hits.

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“I always let the coordinators be where they want to be,” Saban said.

Except in the case of Junior.

Gee, I wonder why.

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Wednesday morning buffet

Buffet away.

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The mystery of Nick and Lane

So, I found myself watching a good bit of ESPN coverage of SEC Media Days – Jeebus, are we in for a long year on that front – and listened to a debate between Kanell and Palmer about Lane Kiffin’s future at Alabama.  (Hint:  both think Junior won’t have his bags unpacked in Tuscaloosa all that long.)

All of which made me wonder what Nick Saban was thinking when he hired Kiffin in the first place. I understand why the Laner jumped at the opportunity to burnish his credentials, plus perhaps add “finally, team player” to his resume. But what does the practical Saban get out of the arrangement?  Alabama’s got all the promotional attention it needs.  As Spurrier reminded us this week, Saban recruits like a sumbitch and hardly needs any help on that front. Is Kiffin really the offensive genius he wants us all to believe he is?  Nothing in his history at USC suggests that’s really the case; much of his reputation was the result of having phenomenal talent at his disposal as a coordinator.  Certainly his last two years as head coach presiding over a shrinking talent base don’t indicate that.

So if the man is gone in a year or two, following his ambitions, what will Saban have gained?  No snark intended here. Saban is as sharp as they come, so there must be something he sees.  I just don’t get what that might be.

 

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