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Big Ten recruiting will forever be in the mind of Urban Meyer.

Corch is your asshat now, Big Ten.  Enjoy.

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They’d no longer like to congradulate one Gata.

I tell you what, watching the retake on Urban Meyer’s term in Gainesville is starting to remind me of how history used to get rewritten in the old Soviet Union after one of its leaders was deposed.

Urban Meyer was certainly not a bust, winning twice as many national titles as Spurrier, but the end of his era at Florida was messy. “Toward the end of Coach Meyer’s time here, a lot of guys were out for themselves – not buying into the team concept,” explains defensive lineman Omar Hunter. “He was out for himself, so they thought the same thing.

“A lot of things were sliding,” he continues, explaining how their coach’s sudden departure, return and re-departure impacted the team. “Guys were showing up late to practice and workouts. Guys were supposed to be back on Sunday and didn’t get back until Monday. There was no discipline.”

I do look forward to the inevitable bowl game matchup between Ohio State and Florida.  Assuming Corch sticks around long enough for that to happen…

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Friday morning buffet

Mangia, mangia.

  • Gary Danielson really doesn’t want to see Notre Dame in the national title game.
  • On the other hand, the rest of the BCS bowls are positively giddy over Notre Dame’s prospects.
  • The offensive genius gets defensive.
  • This blows me away – of the 38 coaches who originally recruited Robert Marve, who starts this Saturday for Purdue, only two are still with the same school today.
  • Cool piece on a guy who may be the most obscure influential offensive mind in college football right now.
  • Once expected to be the offensive line’s sixth man, Watts Dantzler couldn’t even beat out a walk-on to make the travel squad for the Florida game.
  • Here you go, worry warts:  “Ole Miss probably couldn’t have picked a better time to face Georgia.”
  • Just shoot me.  Also, this(h/t Puffdawg)

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“You’re going.”

I fully expected this ESPN piece on Corch to be your typical eye-roller.  Instead, I read it and found it profoundly sad.  This, in particular, is as good a summary of the man as you’ll see:

This is the difficult calculus of Meyer’s future, of any Type A extremist who longs for balance. They want the old results, without paying the old costs, and while they’ll feel guilty about not changing, they’ll feel empty without the success. He wants peace and wins, which is a short walk from thinking they are the same.

Anybody think things will play out in Columbus any differently for Meyer than they did in Gainesville?  I have a hard time seeing it.

Another coach is on the phone, asking for advice about a player who got into trouble. Meyer gives his honest answer, a window into the murky, shifting world of big-time athletics, into how nobody emerges from the highest level of anything with every part of himself intact.

The first year at Bowling Green, Meyer tells him, he’d have cut his losses. His fifth year at Florida, when he needed to win every game, he’d have kept him on the team.

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The two faces of Corch

Really interesting interview at 11 Warriors with Urban Meyer, which goes into some detail about how his offense evolved.  Sample:

In 1999, Dan Mullen was my GA at Notre Dame. John L. Smith was the coach at Louisville and Scott Linehan was the offensive coordinator. I started watching them on film and said I want to go study them. He said sure go ahead. We ended up staying four days and had to go buy a toothbrush. I was so enamored with the style of play. That was spread the field and be extremely aggressive. The biggest issue was how to handle pressures. The tighter the formation, the more pressures. It’s really a numbers game. It was a different philosophy I had never really…after that, both Dan and I really attacked it. I started getting phone calls about being a head coach and thought about what I would do offensively.

Linehan, Gregg Brandon, Dan Mullen, Greg Studrawa at LSU. We all sat in that old nasty meeting room in Bowling Green, Ohio. Every time it rained, water would drip down on the table. Doyt Perry Stadium. We sat there for the month of February to the month of March and sat there for 10 hours. From huddle to snap count, there was no other model. Northwestern was doing some of it and Rich Rodriguez was doing some it, but we developed our own. That was one of the greatest experiences I had, because there’s no model. Imagine trying to build something and there’s no book to go build it. We really enjoyed that. I had some great coaches.

Meyer may not be your favorite human being, but there’s no denying he’s got a sharp football mind.  Well, unless you’re (the no longer threatened with banishment to Seat 37F) Shane Matthews.

Matthews believes poor talent evaluation and development are at the heart of the Gators’ problems.  ”We ain’t put anybody in the league the last couple years so that shows you how we were recruiting…they missed big time…we had a track team… track teams don’t play on Sunday…you can be able to run like a track team, but you better be able to play football.”

Urban Meyer often said he wanted the fastest team in college football, Matthews obviously thinks he took that emphasis too far.

Funny, I don’t remember too many people at the time complaining about the classes Florida was pulling in.  And Matthews is full of crap if he really believes this:

“This coaching staff at Florida is the best we’ve had at that school – hands down.  It’s gonna take time because we just don’t have the athletes that the other big boys in the conference do.”

Corch had Strong and Mullen.  Spurrier had Stoops and, well, Spurrier.

The problem with the way Meyer’s term in Gainesville finished was that his heart wasn’t in it anymore.  It remains to be seen whether he’s got his passion back in Columbus.  But pretending he was a bum while calling Muschamp a combination of Spurrier and Saban – let’s just say Matthews is overselling the change.

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Et tu, WWL?

I mean, seeing as Corch used to work for you and all, this seems a tad on the snide side.

Coaches, especially those at BCS schools, generally have three years to get things rolling or they get booted. That doesn’t seem to be the case at Florida because of the state of the program Muschamp inherited from Meyer. It’ll take at least two seasons for Muschamp to re-establish discipline…

I guess that makes it official.

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There’s no peeing in football.

This is what zero tolerance in Columbus, Ohio looks like:

Jack Mewhort and Jake Stoneburner have been suspended indefinitely from the Ohio State football team after their arrests Saturday on misdemeanor charges of obstructing official business, the players’ lawyer told The Blade.

Mewhort, a junior offensive lineman and a St. John’s Jesuit graduate, and Stoneburner, a senior tight end, learned Sunday they will be barred from the OSU football facilities until their case is settled, Columbus attorney Mark Collins said. Their arraignment is June 11 at Delaware Municipal Court, but Collins hopes the charges are resolved before then.

Police in Shawnee Hills, Ohio, a Columbus suburb, spotted the two players and a third man not connected to the football team early Saturday urinating outside a restaurant near Stoneburner’s house, located just off the course at Muirfield Village Golf Club.

Collins said the men dashed away when they saw a spotlight, unknowing it belonged to police. He said Mewhort and Stoneburner stopped about 40 yards away from the restaurant and did not attempt to hide.

The idea that the famously tolerant Urban Meyer suddenly has his dander up over a seemingly petty offense like this is pretty amusing.  Of course, this may simply be a case of Corch maintaining a holding pattern until he can find his new go-to lawyer.

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HP’s Razor

Chris Brown, all I’ve got to say about this Q&A is that sometimes when they throw you a fastball down the middle with a question like “In your study of Meyer’s time at Florida, what were the issues when Meyer’s offense failed?“, you’ve got to swing at the pitch.

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The essence of Urban Meyer, in two tweets

Presented without comment.

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