“His biggest problem is he’s fat like his daddy. But otherwise he’s fine.”

It’s good to see a dog with his priorities straight.

“He’s no spring chicken,” Seiler said of Uga VI, who took over as a 1-year-old for the second game of the 1999 season. “We can’t run him anymore. But he still does his thing, which is mostly eat, sleep and poop.”

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