If you don’t laugh when you read this story, you have problems, my friend.
It’s a tossup as to my favorite part. I try to picture this…
Because the UW has a policy in place to revoke season tickets of people who cause disturbances, the officer asked couple to produce their tickets and the man was able to find his — the seats were in section KK — but the woman couldn’t find hers, what with her pants being inside out.
… “what with” and all, but it’s hard not to be moved by gallantry like this:
The pair were taken to the police office in the stadium and told they would be arrested for lewd and lascivious conduct when the man said they were “only peeing together.”