At LSU, Ryan Perrilloux has been made to suffer the ultimate punishment:
“No, no, none of the support staff at this point,” said Miles, who has be [sic] in contact with Perrilloux. “There’s absolutely contact, and the contact is ongoing. It’s just that I’m not coaching him. And there’s things that I’m not going to do. But communicate, God yeah…”
You read that right. Les Miles isn’t coaching Ryan Perrilloux. Oh, the humanity!
After meeting with the press on this, Miles no doubt went back inside his office, carefully closed the door, walked to his desk, sat down and started laughing his ass off.
(h/t The Wizard of Odds)