The University of Spurrier

Can’t say I’m too surprised by this news:

Garcia back early? Coach Steve Spurrier said there is a chance suspended quarterback Stephen Garcia could come back before his scheduled return date of Aug. 15. But Spurrier declined to elaborate, adding that it was a university decision.

“We’ve already talked to Stephen, he knows what he has to do,” Spurrier said. “If he can fulfill his requirements, he’ll be back in August.”

The only thing Garcia needs to worry about is that Spurrier signs a better QB prospect.



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4 responses to “The University of Spurrier

  1. Ally

    Looks like the parentals’ trip to Augusta was worth it.
    Garcia and Perrilloux are laughing their asses off this morning.

    And…A University decision? Yeah, I’m sure SOS had nothing to do with it. Please. He’s soley responsible for the University’s new policy to lower standards for incoming football recruits.

    Maybe that’s why Corso thinks they’re gonna win the East this year.


  2. JasonC

    It just means that Garcia gets back in tOBC’s temperamental QB rotation. QB’s are like Lay’s to Spurrier, you can stop at just one.


  3. Chuck

    Watching Spurrier at South Carolina is a dream come true. Couldn’t happen to a more deserving fellow.


  4. S.E. Dawg

    I just give thanks everyday that we have coach Mark Richt on our sidelines. Coaches like SS, LM and PF will do anything to get the upper hand.

    And Senator, really enjoy your site. Keep up the good work.