Sounds like Stephen Garcia’s off to a great start in preseason practice:
The second-year quarterback, who returned Aug. 1 from a four-month suspension that was to have lasted until Aug. 15, is back doing what he’s done for most of his brief USC career – watching – after spraining his right ankle “sometime Saturday,” as Steve Spurrier put it.
The implication was that Garcia injured the ankle doing something other than playing football.
Ruh-roh.
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Color me surprised. I got a sneaking suspicion he didn’t roll that ankle while volunteering as a mentor in a coaches clinic with the local boys & girls club.
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Sounds like he’s in Spurrier’s dawg house. SOS referred to him last week as a quote “Solid third-stringer”.
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Up here the big sports story has been the 2 Nebraska wrestlers appearing on a gay website. Could Garcia been doing a little after hours “Cock Wrestling” at the local club?
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I saw that too! What’s with SOS? I’m actually starting to respect him.
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Umm, just fyi…. I was referring to Dean’s comment, not the one about “cock wrestling.”
*Embarrassed*
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Perhaps young Stephen injured his ankle trying to squeeze his way up to Spurrier’s proverbial teat in between Smelley and Beecher.
It must to be hard to kiss Spurrier’s ass with the Ball Coach’s head already so far up there.
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Maybe he and Jeff Kent fell out of the back of a pickup truck.
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jasonc
…while wrestling on a gay website?!?!
Hmmm… That sounds about right. Kent had quite the perfect gaystache.
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