Imagine what she might have done if the Gators had lost. (h/t The Wizard of Odds)
Apparently a gator bites harder than a bulldog. Police say a couple in Neptune Beach (you were expecting anywhere other than northern Florida) got into a fight during Florida’s blowout of Georgia on Saturday. When he got his bags and tried to leave, she did what any self-respecting UF fan would: she bit him. Not gave him the tired old Gator Chomp gesture, but actually bit him. On the freaking thigh.
You know the punchline to this story. Police said both Hairston and her husband appeared to be under the influence of alcohol when the incident took place.