You’re making me dizzy, my head is spinning.

So Iowa State hires Paul Rhoads, who was the defensive coordinator at Auburn, to replace Gene Chizik, who once was the defensive coordinator at Auburn and eventually wound up as the head coach at Iowa State until he was hired to be the head coach at Auburn replacing the guy who hired Chizik and Rhoads to be the defensive coordinator at Auburn (although not at the same time), to be its new head coach.

Is it better for Auburn or Iowa State if…

  • Auburn has a better record next season than Iowa State, but wins less games in ’09 than it did this year?
  • Iowa State has a worse record than Auburn next season, but wins more games in ’09 than it did this year?
  • Iowa State has a better record than Auburn next season, but both teams go to bowl games?
  • Auburn has a better record than Iowa State next season, but both teams play in the same bowl game?
  • Iowa State has a better record than Auburn next season, but both teams play in the same bowl game?
  • Auburn wins more games next season than Iowa State does, but Pat Dye says Gene Chizik isn’t man enough to beat ‘Bama?
  • Iowa State has a winning record and Auburn has a losing record next season, but Iowa State loses to Iowa and Auburn beats Alabama?
  • after next season, Chizik takes a job in the NFL and Rhoads is hired to replace him?
  • Jimmy Sexton retires?

I probably should have thrown something in there about Muschamp, but I’m too tired to try.

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5 responses to “You’re making me dizzy, my head is spinning.

  1. NCT

    I’m overwhelmed.

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  2. It is better for me if Auburn loses. Really don’t care who the coach is, it is just better for me if Auburn loses. Oh, and one more thing, it is MUCH better for me if Auburn loses.

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  3. Hobnail_Boot

    I honestly can’t read all of that. It looks like one of those black/white optical illusions that is still but looks like it’s moving.

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  4. Dog in Fla

    Or they play each other in the Alamo Bowl.

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  5. Dog in Fla

    Or I thought the proposed revamp of the Mumme poll was complicated.

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