Orson posted this at EDSBS yesterday, so, no, I didn’t go looking for it.
I was going to post a disclaimer about not taking responsibility for any retinal damage viewing this clip might cause, but we’re all adults here, right?
One can only dream about incorporating this act into a Gator halftime show, but, Gawd, it would be priceless.
Seriously, though, is that a pole in her living room? Maybe this is simply generational bewilderment on my part, but exactly what does she say to visitors when they see that bad boy? Or her parents? Or does she say nothing at all and leave it up to her guests to find an awkward moment to compliment her on the decor? Would “nice pole ‘ya got there” work?
I’m so confused.