Dig in, boys and girls.
- Things are beginning to sound ominous for Southern Cal. And they’re engaged in a little “just sayin'” at Roll ‘Bama Roll about it.
- A “Churchill gene”? Where can I get me one of them things implanted?
- Somebody’s ready to start locking people up over the BCS.
- Title IX high jinks result in a lawsuit.
- I don’t have a problem with the total number of bowl games out there now. I do have a problem with the number of bowl games on January 2nd.
5 responses to “Wednesday morning buffet”
I’m beginning to think the editors at Yahoo! went to UCLA. They have a hardcore vendetta against USC. Considering the general pandering they get from tWWL, I don’t blame them for being contrarian. I’m a contrarian by nature.
It used to be important to play in a NYD bowl. With more and more bowls after NYD, it has watered them down, but, this way, I don’t have to take the day off to watch wall-to-wall football. So there’s that.
don’t have to take new years day off… that sounds like a bummer man…
I get NYD off. I’m talking about 01/02/10. It’s on a Saturday, so I don’t have to take off. That’s why it doesn’t bother me sooo much that these middling bowl games are on Saturday the 2nd.
On the other hand, the International Bowl is a crime against humanity.
I really do prefer a NYD bowl system. When I can roll from a night of heavy intoxication into an early morning tailgate with no break for a hangover, you know the football gods did something right.
A toast to the Churchill Gene which supposedly (wink-wink) enables alcohol to make a tenth of those of the Caucasian persuasion more creative in the arts after a fifth.
Companion gene studies pending at the Institute for Technical Studies of White People are:
NASCAR Gene which enables whitey to drive dangerously;
Speed Gene which enables whitey to do things, other than driving, fast;
Weed Gene which enables whitey to relax and snack;
Lane Gene which enables whitey to know not only about gas stations and fax machines but still be banned from Pahokee;
Meyer Gene which enables whitey to know it’s a bad deal and he will not forget about it;
Myer Gene Part Deux which enables whitey to put boot on throats of others and press down hard;
Richt Gene which enables whitey to know it’s hotter in Jacksonville;
Spurrier Gene which enables whitey to know why the Gators differ from the Redskins;
Bobby Johnson Gene which enables whitey to know why Vandy differs from Furman;
Rich Brooks Gene which enables whitey to wonder who all the younger smartasses are,
Chizik Gene which enables whitey to get hired for a primo job based on a 5 and 19;
Petrino Gene which enables whitey to fly under radar for a 2009 aerial attack;
Nutt Gene which enables whitey to use cell phone a lot;
Mullins Gene which enables whitey to wonder where the Tebow went;
Miles Gene which enables whitey to wonder where at is my Hat;
Sabin Gene which enables whitey to invade the State of Georgia and play in the Georgia Dome once or twice a year;
BCS Gene which enables whitey to control funds and distribution theref which, of course, was the Founding Fathers’ intent all along;
Utah Gene which enables whitey as outsider to inject self into BCS controlled revenue stream by attacking BCS based on a Sugar Bowl game victory.