Wanker of the day

Gregg Doyel hyperventilates about the 24th Gator arrest (I guess the prior 23 didn’t bother him much):

So it’s up to Meyer to stop this stuff now. Tell the team there won’t be a 25th arrest, not under your watch. Not before the 2009 season starts. Not even before it ends. And if there is a 25th arrest, well, see ya. Anyone arrested from this point on — and this goes for No. 26 and No. 27 and onward — is kicked off the team. No exceptions. If a Bible falls out of Tim Tebow’s backpack and he’s arrested on charges of littering, sorry. But he’s gone.

Yeah, that’s gonna happen. And wouldn’t you love to read Doyel’s column if it did?


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9 responses to “Wanker of the day

  1. Ubiquitous GA Alum

    Can we now call UF Urban’s Felons?


  2. Batdawg

    Amazing how much can be overlooked when you win two MNCs.


  3. G.O.B.

    That’s ludicrous. Tebow would never let God’s Word touch the ground.


  4. HVL Dawg

    Caution Doyel, Corch Meyer might pull your press credentials. You’ll have to buy a seat in section 34F.


    • Dog in Fla

      Too late.

      Florida ex-alum and barfight pacifist Gregg Doyel has already been assigned a sky-row bleacher seat next to ex-Gator QB Shane Matthews in 37F this season.

      Each will need to bring high powered binoculars as well as Oakleys for day games because the Gator Traitors will be looking right into the sun.

      Further, as an additional reminder of their treason and disloyalty to The Program, from the visitor’s side of the field they will now get a head-on view of the Press Box, which they used to occupy and could have still occupied had they kept their mouths shut and fingers off the keyboard.

      Punishment hath so been awarded.
      Thus sayeth The Urban.


  5. Lowcountry Dawg

    Now there’s the objective mature journalism we’ve come to expect from CBS. It’s okay for Penn State, USC, and Tennessee, but when it happens to Florida it’s a personal affront to this member of the fourth estate. Gee Gregg, we didn’t know it’s all about you.


  6. SH

    Just beat ’em.


  7. RedCrake

    Hey… After all the crap Georgia got for off the field issues last year, I am more than happy for the Gators to take the spotlight for awhile.