Gregg Doyel hyperventilates about the 24th Gator arrest (I guess the prior 23 didn’t bother him much):
So it’s up to Meyer to stop this stuff now. Tell the team there won’t be a 25th arrest, not under your watch. Not before the 2009 season starts. Not even before it ends. And if there is a 25th arrest, well, see ya. Anyone arrested from this point on — and this goes for No. 26 and No. 27 and onward — is kicked off the team. No exceptions. If a Bible falls out of Tim Tebow’s backpack and he’s arrested on charges of littering, sorry. But he’s gone.
Yeah, that’s gonna happen. And wouldn’t you love to read Doyel’s column if it did?