By now, you’ve probably heard the news that Junior’s been shot down by another quarterback prospect, Jesse Scroggins, who’s evidently decided that being the fourth string quarterback at Southern Cal is a more attractive prospect than duking it out for first string at Tennessee.
There’s no need to panic, though. As the linked article notes, Plan D (I confess that I’m not exactly sure where in the alphabet UT is right now with quarterbacks) is an obscure JUCO kid out of California. There’s a Plan E, to boot, as the Tennessee boards are excited about Coach O extending an offer to a recruit who is currently committed to San Diego State.
You’d have to figure that the bar is being set low enough at this point for Junior to score one of the great recruiting successes of the modern era, but just in case these fall through too, I have a few other suggestions that might be worth considering.
- Plan F: Have the governor declare war on Kentucky, name the Tennessee football team the official state army and draft all of the quarterbacks currently on the Vanderbilt roster.
- Plan G: Petition the NCAA to rule that the arm Casey Clausen didn’t use against Georgia still has some eligibility remaining.
- Plan H: Have some Tennessee high school give diplomas to Eric Berry’s younger brothers and enroll them in the program as part of the class of 2010.
- Plan I: Bryce Brown and the single wing, bitches!
- Plan J: Get Mike Slive to ban the quarterback position in the interest of fostering greater parity in the SEC.
- Plan K: Ask the NCAA to grant every 2008 UT offensive player an additional year of eligibility on the grounds that the Clawfense constituted a medical hardship.
Feel free to add your suggestions in the comments. After all, we’re here to help, right?
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UPDATE: While we’re on the subject of plans, what to make of this comment by Junior to Mike Slive?
“Any violation we created or committed was not done on purpose,” Kiffin said.
Translation: everything I’ve done so far has been purposeful, unless it’s going to get the program in trouble.
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UPDATE #2: Sigh.
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UPDATE #3: Plan D worked! Woo hoo!