Filed under The Blogosphere, Tim Tebow: Rock Star
“Perhaps Tebow’s greatest coaching victory came in the 2024 BCS National Title Game, when the team’s starting quarterback was injured and the Gators took the field with a Palomino horse as their signal-caller.”
While a smattering of the unenlightened rank and file may think that the 2070 Tim Tebow Wiki entry is a ‘beautiful’ thing, Orly Taitz, the widely respected head honcho birther, disagrees and says she has spotted something in the 2070 Wiki on Tim Tebow that shows that it absolutely has to be a forgery by TSK or some other unknown forge artist
What is it and Why? Because Tim Tebow cannot be President of the United States of America because Tim Tebow was born in the PI.
According to Orly, Tim Tebow could only be President if Tim Tebow were lucky enough to have been born in Mombassa, Kenya.
I thought that they discovered recently that his tears actually cures cancer. I’m also supposed to be a better person for watching him dismantle us last year at the WLOCP. I’ve got to stop watching ESPN before my head explodes from hearing about the T-bot 1000. I believe some of the “talking heads” grab thier crotch while discussing Tebag’s glorious awe inspiring achievments. He is not the greatest college football player already.
I have two words for Timmy’s NFL career “Vince Young” if he can’t do it Timmy sure can’t.
Good concept but a little over the top.
If you think that’s over the top, wait till ESPN’s coverage during the season starts.
“We’ve got some grown men up front that don’t let you run it,” Smart said. “We force you to throw it, and then we stop you throwing it.” -- The Athletic, 1/13/22
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