Blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah. Blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblhblahblahblahblahblahblah… if Carolina scores 17-20 points, will that be enough?… blah.
Blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah… overall, it’s hard to see where SC (can I say that?) has improved on the offensive side of the ball… blahblahblah. Stephen Garcia, like…. Really blah.
South Carolina defense. It’s good, but it was good last year, too… Blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah… Norwood, the eleventh year senior… blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah. Blahblahblahblahblahblahblah. Blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah.
Blahblahblah... visor... blahblah.
Blahblahblahblah… Georgia’s offense will struggle to move the ball consistently and score… blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah blahblahblahblah.
Blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah.
Blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah. Blahblahblahblahblah… the Dawgs’ lack of a pass rushing defensive end… Blahblah blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah. Blahblahblahblah… important to get pressure on Garcia… blahblahblahblahblahblahblah blahblahblahblahblahblahblah.
Blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah. Blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah.
Blahblahblahblahblah… Jon Fabris… blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah blahblahblahblah. Directional kicks… Blahblahblahblahblah… stubborness or insanity … blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah.
Blahblah?
Blahblahblah… turnovers … blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah blahblahblahblahblah.
Blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah. Blahblahblahblah… 0-1 in the SEC… blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah blahblahblahblahblah.
Blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah… 3-0 in overtime … blahblahblah blahblah… 14-10 or 17-14… blahblahblahblah.
Blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah blahblah. Blahblahblah… should win, but… blahblahblahblahblahblahblah blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah.
Blah. Blah.
Get The Picture 
This game is usually so ugly, only a mother would love it.
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That being said:
Dawgs – 42
Cocks – 35
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HAW! HAW! I WAS PRETTY CLOSE!
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I didn’t know you were linking to Charlie Brown’s teacher.
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Charlie Browns Teacher says ” Wonkwonkwonk, wonk, wonk.
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Picky Picky
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Best preview I’ve seen. Well done sir.
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Best of all, I can recycle it next year.
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Hence… the genius. Cut and paste for years and only need to edit a couple of names.
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The Blabla part was the still the most cogent analysis of this game I’ve seen.
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I now feel pretty foolish for having written like 3,000 words on this game earlier in the week. Thanks a freaking lot, Senator. 😉
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Feel free to quote me in a follow up, Doug.
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Coincidence or not you two both chose the exact same song to quote in your preview posts?
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More like an inescapable conclusion…
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I can see that.
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Well said.
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Best column and insight EVER, Senator!!!
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Exactly what I came here to post. Thumbsup..
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It really is the perfect preview, and has been for 5-6 years. Well done, sir.
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i sense that divine inspiration, or at least libations, helped inspire this vision.
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This reminds me of Bob Loblaw’s Law Blog.
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Wish I had taken your screen name. I had to settle for putting it on the back of my softball jersey. Every once in a while someone asks me if I’ve made a huge mistake, but you’d be amazed how few people get it. Probably why there wasn’t a season 4.
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The reviews are literally pouring in:
“I’ll tell you what…This is one of the best pre-game reviews written since I invented college football in 1990!” S. Spurrier.
“We are so blessed to have a guy like The Senator around to get our guys fired up…” M. Richt
“Why a review with no mention of me?” S. Tanneyhill
“This review makes me want to go hide out and hike the trail again, buddy!” M. Sanford
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This is the kind of cogent, yet minimalist, approach that even a tool like Milner Ball could have appreciated. It certainly makes much more sense than any Vaughn Ball lecture ever recorded, and it’s more entertaining than any Mike Wells lecture.
Well played, sir.
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True, it is very good. It is cogent and minimalist, tangy but tart. It is far and away better than the either of the two Balls, either singularly rolled together or separately.
The timing and layout can only remind one of the the dazzling blackboard work displayed so frequently by Perry Sentell and his stand-up demand that if you are late for his 0800 Torts performance soliloquies and enhanced interrogation sessions, do not seek the treasure through the side backdoor of the room because you’ll regret it if you do and it will be something you’ll remember for the rest of your life as you think you know it. Just as you will the Senator’s article.
The habeus corpusedness of the sports celeb stars mentioned therein would make Donnie Wilkes proud that he chose to be a sometime capital offense defense attorney.
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My experience with Vaughan was that he was whimsically brilliant. Example: “When we say that a defendant is entitled to a fair trial, we mean that in the context of good, fair, poor.” A ‘C’ is a passing grade in the law.
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Genius. Absolute genius.
You didn’t include…
Blah blah blah blah…Quincy Carter Pre-Game Columbian Connections…blah blah blah…the number of Gamecock players from the state of Georgia…blah blah blah blah…one time George Rogers and Herschel Walker…blah blah blah.
…but didn’t really need to.
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I want to hear Ed Ogeron read this post aloud.
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I totally disagree with your assessment of “Blahblahblahblah”, but you were dead-on when you referred to “Blahblahblahblah”….well done, my friend!
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Is this a parody? Mark May, Lou Holtz, Kirk Herstreit, and Lee Corso could not have said it better. Spot on imitation.
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Please stop before ESPN hires you away.
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I’m printing this out and taking it with me to the game for easy reference. I hope this becomes a weekly series.
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Blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah. Blahblahblahblah… Will Georgia ever cover the SC TE blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah blahblahblahblahblah.
There is nothing like being asked to interpret a 16th century property case written in old english by Milner Ball
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The scary part is I understood every word.
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Blahblahblah? THAT’S NOT TRUUUUUUUE!
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lol…funny that is exactly my feeling on the subject
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Senator is gonna sellout to ESPN due to this article in 3….2….1……
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BEST EXPLANATION OF OBAMA HEALTH CARE I HAVE EVER SEEN!
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Go get ’em Thomas. You tell ’em. ALL CAPS INCLUDED!
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Best game prognostication ever.
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Wait a minute….I had not read thomas’ post before i opined. I like thomas’ better than mine.
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Senator, when there is nothing to say, say nothing.
Well done.
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Well you said and I quote:
“blah,blah,blah,blah”
then:
“blah, blah, blah,blah”
Did you mean:
Blah, blah, blah or blah, blah,blah,blah?
Which is it?
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In the end, it was an epic result.
To Blah, or not to Blah, that is question.
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Plagiarism, pure and simple. You have lifted 3/4 ths of this analysis from Craig James without attribution. Kinda chicken-shit if you ask me. You can’t tap into one of the best minds in the business and represent it as your own.
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Damn it! Nobody was supposed to notice…
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