ERIC BEHRAY… Eric Berry.

It’s Tennessee week, and I’ve been a little slack in the mockery department, so let me share this work of art with you:

I can totally see packs of Heisman voters influenced by that to change their votes.  Totally.


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20 responses to “ERIC BEHRAY… Eric Berry.

  1. the Coondawg

    I could have done without that this morning


  2. NebraskaDawg

    Somehow the NCAA will have some rule that this violated.


  3. GumpDawg

    It is REALLY BAD, when not even half way through I wishing it was the g2g’s instead. At least I didn’t have to look at what tech calls ‘girls’.


  4. baltimore dawg

    i really like eric berry, so to his credit, i have to point out that he didn’t look terribly pleased to be participating in this. at least i hope he wasn’t pleased.

    but, yeah, otherwise this is so knoxvegas.


  5. JasonC

    That was about 2 minutes too long.

    And who do think was working at the Hooters in Knoxville while they were filming?


  6. The Realist

    Ewik Bewwy… he so scewwy. No wewwy. He scewwy. I scewwed.


  7. HVL Dawg

    I hope Ealey puts a Herschel on him


  8. JaxDawg

    This represents what is wrong with a certain culture, a certain mindset, and a particular subset.

    Why anyone in their right mind would allow this is beyond me.

    Truly pitiful.

    Hip-Hop must die.


    • JasonC

      I am not a fan of Hip-Hop, but I feel pretty confident it ain’t dyin’ anytime soon.

      One thing to add about the Berry video is that they did produce an earlier video with a bunch of white guys singing a song about Berry that was pretty hokey. Everyone was thinking, “WTH?!” And the next video showed Berry breaking the white guys guitar (think Animal House), so they may be setting us up with this one.


      • JaxDawg

        Berry is by all accounts a good kid and possibly the best player in the SEC, and the nation.

        This video was in poor taste imo but as you pointed out, it may be a farce.


  9. Ubiquitous GA Alum

    Ok so you want to pimp a player for Heisman, which is the most prestigious award an individual can receive.

    You decide, hey let’s make a video! Think maybe you’d include some footage of said player doing something like …. umm … playing football?

    Not that I have an issue with Hooters waitresses slinking around stage, but Behray does play football. No?


    • The Realist

      …which is the most prestigious award an individual can receive [in college football].

      Methinks “was” is the proper verb tense in this sentence. The award now is overrated and superhyped and watered down and a silly beauty contest and mostly meaningless. But, that’s just my opinion.


  10. Dog in Fla

    WWTBD (What Would Tim Brando Do?) – make sure the officiating crew for Georgia v. Tennessee enjoys the EB for Heisman Video 4 before the game Saturday morning.


  11. HamDawg

    Eric Behray likes his beer from Millah and his ice cream vanilla…


    Just saying.


  12. Paul

    Eh, if you listen to the song that it’s spoofing off of, called ‘Halle Berry’, it’s not a terrible re-make. I wonder how they ever came up with an idea to spoof that song?!?

    That said, it’s not going to change anyone’s votes, unless negatively.

    At least it’s not as flamboyant as that Oklahoma State “get up” song.

    Note – Don’t click if you’re going to get your Old White Man Panties in a wad. You’ve been warned.

    “Halle behhhh-ray, halle burr-ray!”


  13. georgiadawg85

    Man that was awesome. Nothing says “team first” like your own hip-hop video to push your Heisman campaign. At least when FSU did this back in the 80’s, they did it as a team.

    Those of you that want to believe Berry is an unwilling participant in this are kidding yourselves. Nobody is making him do this.