Gallows humor. It’s what’s for breakfast.
Sadly, I thought about suggesting the Maginot Line as a nickname for the offensive line in my earlier post about Aaron Murray, but decided to hold back on the snark a little bit this morning. Chalk it up as a lost opportunity now.
Well, I could always post something about abusing a helpless kitchen appliance – I bet nobody’s done that before. Oh, wait a minute… it has? Curse you, Doug Gillett!
I feel my style being seriously cramped today.