The SEC slaps the Tigers around for “Big Cat Weekend”.
Filed under Gene Chizik Is The Chiznit, Recruiting, The NCAA
Auburn invited the media to attend the toilet papering event? Dog in Fl, quick…….there’s a parody here somewhere and we NEED you!!!!
Believe it or not, I read this one could come up with nothing, then had to go do a little work (I hate that when it happens to me especially on Friday afternoons) and so far still zilch…bad ideas like lease don’t squeeze the Chiz, it’s not Charmin or Trooper Taylor TP’s Toomer but still nothing yet. My mind is like a tabula rasa of blank clean white single-ply. I’ve got to be careful. I’ve got so many friends and relatives who went to or are still going to Auburn, (heck, I was sentenced to my first year of college there. It was like escape from Alcatraz which is like getting out of high school in Alabama and then having to go to college in Alabama). Some of them probably are somewhere in the two videos below. So I want to make sure that my comments about the school in the witness protection program because it’s got so many aliases in the middle of nowhere, even for Alabama, are not quite as offensive as they usually are even though Auburn makes Opelika look almost as corrupt as it used to be and Montgomery look like something. Thank God we beat them this year.
Right now working with the toilet paper motif, I’m thinking of trying to tie in AU football, chizik
chiz as defined in #’s 5 and 7
and backward hats
with something involving the port-a-potty run competition
at the AU vet school rodeo where if you like rednecks who go to college, a lot of mud and and a ton of cowsh!t, you’ll feel right at home
Auburn media types bored with recruiting violations and secondaries covers rodeo to look at girls
Yes, they had the media there. That is why I don’t buy the “impromptu” excuse. Also, Rivals’ Auburn site doctored video once the recruiting violations were exposed on the Internet. The video mysteriously and conveniently lost several minutes of footage.
Combine this with what Spurrier has said about recruiting sites, and a couple of things Saban has said about these websites recruiting for other teams, and you’ve got a recipe for widespread tampering in recruiting under the guise of “the media.”
I guess they forgot to give Chizik and Taylor a copy of the Creed. Maybe they used their copies in the crapper. I hate Auburn.
Proceed with the whining, Plainsmen.
After you do something over and over again, you’d think the NCAA would wise up and start some kind of repeat offender thing that makes it no longer be minor if it happens multiple times within a certain time frame.
Georgia ranks “among the nation’s best in the bottom line,” McGarity told the board. — AB-H, 2/12/20
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