Don’t cry no tears.

That was easily the least amount of Tebow-slobbering of Uncle Verne’s career…

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85 responses to “Don’t cry no tears.

  1. aristoggle

    Roll Tide, roll! Now, go Tigers!!!!

    (two comments I never expected to make …)

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  2. UFTimmy

    There wasn’t much of it in 2007 in the WLOCP, either.

    Tebow played fine tonight. Not great. Would have been nice if someone else showed up.

    Balabama was the better team. Congrats to them.

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    • Dan A.

      What do you mean he played fine? He played like garbage. Every crucial throw he made was a crappy one. That’s why he has no future in the NFL.

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      • rbubp

        Among other reasons. That slingshot delivery of his is another.

        I will so not miss him when he is gone.

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        • Mayor of Dawgtown

          Tebow–and Florida–got exposed by Bama. How many games would Florida have lost this year if the SEC refs had not been helping them all season? I’m betting at least 3 but, unfortunately, we’ll never know for sure. As for Tebow, what a wuss!

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          • rbubp

            Mayor, can’t you trump up an improper use of scooter and tears charge for Tbone? Get that pud out of town, please.

            I cannot wait ’til he gets to the NFL and gets his baby-cryin’ block knocked off by Ray Lewis or some other heavy hitter. That is, if he even makes anyone’s team in the NFL.

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        • Mike

          Given what he has done to UGA the last two years, I can well understand why, rububp

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          • rbubp

            Mike, I have no problem admitting that I want him gone because he is a good leader and adds a lot to UF’s chances in any game. As far as what HE actually did the last two years, well, that’s kind of just it–UF’s defense has had a lot more to do with it than anything else. Timmy’s an above-average player who is a benefactor of a great supporting cast, especially the defense and special teams.

            But that never stopped Timmy from taking all the credit…though I failed to hear him taking much credit in his Heisman year for that four-loss team. At least I/we can say this: Timmy’s a winner, but we beat his arse but good one times out of three, anyway. (Don’t go counting the Leak year unless you really have been hanging out in Bristol a little more than you should.)

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            • Mike

              Tim takes all the credit for Florida wins?. You obviously must confine yourslef to UGA blogs. Because every other credible source says otherwise

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    • Mike

      Tim was crying because he does not get to face the UGA defense anymore

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      • rbubp

        Tim was crying because he m-f’ing career is over, actually. And because he is an exquisite thespian who always plays to the cameras.

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        • Mike

          Tim’s performance against UGA as a starter

          2007 -30 points
          2008 -49 points
          2009 -41 points

          I think I spot a trend here.

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    • Will Q

      “Would have been nice if someone else had showed up.”

      Which is why the media tongue-bath is so tiring. He’s a great player, but he isn’t a one-man team. He really missed Harvin last night.

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      • Mike

        Will, he did not have Harvin last year when Florida played Bama. You might remember which team won that game.

        The difference this year was the Florida defense. They just flat got dominated

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  3. T-Lud

    Brian Kelly and Urban Meyer to face each other in the Sugar Bowl. Loser has to take the ND job.

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  4. BCDawg97

    Someone please tell me that LSU Freek has his hands on the footage of timmy’s tears…

    And loved hales comment about catching some in a cup. Priceless considering the money shot wasn’t even on tv yet

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  5. Tebow Eye patch du jour

    John 11:35

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  6. Irishdawg

    I said at halftime that if Bama held on, Timmy was going to weep like a pregnant woman at a taping of Oprah. He didn’t disappoint.

    Really, Courtney Kupets didn’t cry that much when she tore her Achilles’ tendon that time.

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  7. Pumpdawg

    Good one crane.Was that not the funniest thing you ever seen?

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  8. Hogbody Spradlin

    And the most amount of Tebow slobbering of Tebow’s career.

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  9. Turd Ferguson

    Speaking of people who cry a lot … Tech fans must feel so conflicted right now. I mean, on the one hand, you just won the ACC Championship. But on the other hand, you just won the ACC Championship.

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  10. Underdawgma

    Herschel didn’t cry when we lost to Penn state.

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  11. Aligator

    enjoy your moment here peeps, enjoy your moment ….

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  12. Hogbody Spradlin

    If you think it’s bad here, you should have seen some of the South Carolina fans I watched the ACCCG with; they way they were rooting for Tech (OY GEVALT!) and giving it to Clem.

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  13. Jim L.

    Alabama was the far better team this time. Tebow had probably his worst game but he was still the SECs best qb. I don’t understand all the hate directed at him. Seems like a quality person in addition to being a great player. And no, I am not a UF fan, not even close.

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  14. rbubp

    Because he is lame, Jim. And cloying and trite and pompous. And because he wins, and the media makes him out to be the best thing since slices bread, and the reality is that he is a good but extremely flawed player. Not a perfect human being (like we’re sold by the Gators and their subsidiary, ESPN).

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    • Mayor of Dawgtown

      The other thing is that he takes the credit for all the success, such that it is, of the Florida team. The media would have you believe that every time Florida wins it is because Tebow has somehow “lifted the entire team onto his shoulders and willed it on to victory.” What’s more, he believes that sh!t himself. I am amazed that somebody from his own team hasn’t beaten the crap out of the guy. The truth is Tebow was successful because of the players around him, not the other way around. If he had played at Vandy or Duke nobody in the country would even know his name.

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    • Hogbody Spradlin

      I don’t know. I tend to think Tebow is a once in a generation freak for the sole reason that when you gotta have three yards he gets it, same as H. Walker. Just fundamentally line it up and be stronger than the guy across from you. Neither was completely infallible though.

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      • rbubp

        Except when he doesn’t, like yesterday. When he winds up on the mound to throw his knuckleball to the TE in the end zone and it suddenly becomes apparent, when it is easily picked off right when his team most needs a score, that he is not only mortal but playing out of position.

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        • Will (the other one)

          And that he looked far more like “Superman” when Percy Harvin was playing (not to mention having a very, very, very good defense the last two years. Until last season he had exactly zero 4th quarter comebacks.)

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  15. Joe B.

    I think I have figured out why Charlie Strong is grossly underpaid and has not gotten any bites on head coaching jobs, and it has nothing to do with all the racist AD’s across the universe:

    “I have not spoken to them,” Strong said briefly following the game when asked about Louisville.

    When Strong was asked if his agent had spoken to Louisville, he replied: “I don’t have an agent.”

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  16. Tenn_Dawg

    Why are we Dawg fans gloating about something Georgia can’t do….or at least something that Georgia can only do 3/20 times. Sad really…..we sound like Techies and gamecocks. I hope Richt brings in somebody that is not afraid of those bastards and someone that does not get giddy when someone else handles our business.

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    • Mayor of Dawgtown

      I hesitate to open this can of worms on this thread but since Tenn_Dawg brought it up here it goes. The record UGA has against FLA over the last 20 years has little to do with the players and coaches and everything to do with the Administration. The AD’s office and the President of the University let us get boxed into a bad situation and do not have the guts to take action to straighten things out because of heat they would have to take from a faction of their own fanbase. Auburn used to play Bama in Birmingham every year and got the crap beaten out of themselves regularly. Why? Because it was an away game for Auburn but a home game for Bama. The Auburn team had to travel to Birmingham, stay in a hotel, eat hotel food and play in a stadium that was not their normal place to play. Bama players just got to their buses and drove about an hour the morning of the game. (Does this sound familiar?) When Pat Dye (a winner, whatever else you think about him) showed up at Auburn he insisted the AD put an end to all that, made the series home and home and the Bama people screamed like it was the end of the world. After that the series evened up and some might say Auburn has dominated–all because the playing field got leveled. This situation is exactly where UGA finds itself with FLA. The difference is that we have a large and very vocal group of alumni and supporters who consider the fun fall trip to JAX to be more important than winning the game. They want to stay at Ponte Vedra, play golf with their friends and go to cocktail parties. They say: “We always used to beat them before so why can’t we just do the same as always and beat them now? Just man up, be tough and win the game.” FLA had an inferior program to UGA back in the old days. FLA had not won a single SEC Championship back then. Now the programs have parity and playing FLA as an away game every year gives them a tremendous advantage. Just ask Mark Richt. He’ll tell you the truth. But our President and AD are too beholden to the faction I mentioned earlier to take the action that needs to be taken. Have you ever stopped to think what the UGA football team would have accomplished if the Dawgs had won 17 out of the last 20 games against FLA instead of the other way around? UGA would have been the dominate team in the SEC instead of FLA. UGA would have won several more SEC Championships and at least 1 and possibly as many as 3 National Championships. But no. That did not happen (and probably will not happen) because our current Administration will not take the action necessary to level the playing field. You ask why do we lose to FLA every year? It is not because of inferior players or lack of effort.The answer is, because we do not have the commitment to win.

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      • Pumpdawg

        If the travel had anything to do with it then every home team would win every week and every bowl game would end in a tie.

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      • James Johnson

        I think it had more to do with them playing AU right before the UGA game and us playing Ol’ Sis or Vandy. Once they started taking the open date right before the WLOCP they started winning. The location matters – but, not that much.

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      • Mike

        Mayor, I don’t mean to bother you with a few facts, but Florida comes in the night before and stays in a hotel. In fact, the Florida team stays in a home before every single game, home or away.

        Florida fans are delighted that Richt has come out and publicly stated Florida has a built in advantage in Jacksonville. What a boon for Florida, because when the head coach says that, then the players and other5 coaches will believe it.

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        • Mayor of Dawgtown

          In that case it should not bother the Gators one bit to play the series home and away, should it? So why are they arguing so hard to keep the game in JAX? Even better, why don’t we play the World’s Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party at the Ga Dome for a few years? That’s a neutral site, isn’t it? We can call it the World’s Largest INDOOR Cocktail Party for a while.

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          • I didn’t realize they wanted it there so badly. Generally, when the topic comes up, we fight about it internally. I’m sure UF would like to keep it in Jax., but I doubt it would kill them to play it elsewhere, considering they think it’s a W every year anyways.

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            • CLT Dawg

              When I was growing up we never complained about playing them in Jax, because we didn’t lose to them in Jax. It has nothing to do with location and everything to do with mindset. Fix the mindset, you fix the losing. Period.

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              • Mayor of Dawgtown

                They were an inferior program then CLT Dawg. But not now. Why would you want to play a team that has won 2 out of the last 3 national championships (going into this year) on the road every year? It’s fundamental, man. It’s hard enough to beat them heads up, why would you give them homefield every year. Look at the stats, not just for UGA or FLA, but for all of football including the pros. Why do you think teams in the NFL bust their asses to get homefield in the playoffs? It’s an advantage that pays off–over time for sure.

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    • Turd Ferguson

      Personally, I’m not gloating about Florida losing. I’m just laughing at Tim Tebow and his crying ways. And if that bothers you, blame the media.

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  17. Irishdawg

    rbubp’s right, Jim. Tebow is a good player, but he’s not William Wallace. I’m pretty sure there are other college football players that both play hard and believe in God, but ESPN apparently can’t find any of them.

    Plus, the guy cries more than a Latin soap opera star.

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  18. WillieDAWG

    It was nice to see the Florida program fall and fall hard. As a friend said to me today the view at the top of an Oak three is breath taken, but the fall is not fun. I would suspect that Myer will take the ND job since Bama handed there ass to them. Bama exposed the FL offense as the gimmic that it is, and the D will be nothing with out Charlie. FL will be lucky that they are the third best in the east.

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    • Normaltown Mike

      Sounds great but not likely. Bama’s defense plays at a level superior to every singe team in CFB. This is a combo of great athletes and even better coaches. While UF will slightly come back to erf once Teabag is gone, it won’t be b/c Urban’s spread is “exposed”. A QB that can run hard and throw it when necessary paired w/ play makers on the flanks is difficult to defend at any level below the NFL. The reason it won’t work in the NFL is b/c they hit with so much greater force at that level (see Greg Knapp’s single wing w/ Vick).

      The Bama game did expose the difficulty a spread or an option has at generating a big comeback late in the game. b/c Teabag depends on running the ball and is uncomfortable throwing the ball on obvious passing plays, UF was sunk once the 4qtr came and they trailed by that margin.

      CUM would be absolutely crazy to leave UF. He is in a warm climate in a geographically small, talent rich state. He also arrived when FSU and the U are rudderless. As FSU and the U improve and w/ the exit of the perfect QB for the Urban offense, UF won’t be as dominant. that doesn’t mean they’ll regress to South Carolina levels (as they were until 1990). Remember that the Zooker won two against Georgia (was he on the sidelines in ’04 or was he packing boxes? Can’t remember if he finished out the season) so its not like UF is going to implode b/c of one player leaving.

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  19. Russ

    Little white lies make the baby Tebow cry.

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  20. WillieDAWG

    ESPN is reporting that Myer was hospitalized for dehydration. T-bow was not able to cure the coach.

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    • rbubp

      But if he needs a circumcision, I am at peace knowing Tebow has it covered.

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      • heytogoober

        Did they save some of Tebow’s tears? Would that work to rehydrate Meyer?

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        • rbubp

          Too salty, I’m sure.

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          • rbubp

            Hold on…actually, I think we’ve got a great idea here for the next generation of Gatorade sports drinks. Who among us can come up with a pithy name for it?

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            • Ausdawg85

              Tebow Tears…a slightly salty but blessed drink meant to revive one’s insatiable desire to be the center of attention, heal the poor, and carry the spirits of an entire nation.

              WARNING: May cause the following symptoms: unnatural attraction to jorts, crying over any setback, lack of coordination, willingness to charge into anything like a bull, and total abstinence.

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  21. Dick Bumpas

    im calling it now.

    – timmy plays 2 seasons in the pros as a backup TE.
    – he ‘retires’ to do christ’s work.
    – caught teaching an alterboy ‘how to line up under center’ (which is what gets him busted because everyone know tebow doesnt know how to do that) forcing him to come out of the closet. media turns it into into a positive role model story for being the first high profile pro athlete to do so.
    – unauthorized autobiography tell all released that he and corch meyer’s were much closer than we thought.

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  22. Joseph

    Why did Florida abandon the run and the Tight End Shovel pass? The tried the pass once and never attempted it again. Its like Florida expected that they would somehow score while not doing any of the things that got them there. I hope they lose their bowl game and Timmy cries again.

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  23. Dog in Fla

    The story of Tim and Urban

    And as an encore, so long, it was great having you…

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