The last morning buffet of 2009

All good things must come to an end, so dig in.

  • Joe Kines falls on his sword for Mike Sherman and announces his retirement.
  • John Chavis will answer all of your questions about his future employment once his agent gets things wrapped up.  If it’s a lucrative extension of his current contract, it’ll be all about the support and loyalty he’s felt all along in Baton Rouge.  If it’s a new job, it’ll be all about the challenge.
  • The Mike Leach-Texas Tech squabble has nothing on the Lingerie League.
  • Rupert Murdoch is a greedy swine, so no surprise to find him leading the way at ending free TV as we know it.
  • For the 147 people who watched it last night, the Humanitarian Bowl had a thrilling end to it.
  • Matt Hinton says the Holiday Bowl results will make Nebraska next year’s preseason version of this year’s Ole Miss squad.
  • Corch Meyers is telling recruits that “indefinite” means “until August”.


Filed under Big 12 Football, College Football, General Idiocy, Georgia Football, It's Just Bidness, Urban Meyer Points and Stares

18 responses to “The last morning buffet of 2009

  1. Dog in TN

    Why should Rupert Murdoch be in business to lose money? For that matter, why is anyone in business to lose money?

    Don’t worry, Obama will buy up the TV networks and it will all be free.


    • Who said Murdoch should?

      Dog, you and I are going to be the ones paying for this, not Obama. (What does he have to do with this, anyway?)


      • Jim from Duluth

        You must have missed the memo, Senator. The ultimate goal of THE obama is to be directly involved in all aspects of the life of each of us.




        • Dog in Fla

          Here’s today’s response from:

          “The decade when the U.S. lost its way”
          By E.J. Dionne Jr.
          Thursday, December 31, 2009

          ‘Much of the contention surrounding Barack Obama’s presidency is simply a continuation of our argument over the effects of George W. Bush’s time in office.

          That is why Obama, despite his fervent wishes, has been unable to usher in a new period of consensus. Bush’s defenders know that Obama’s election represented a popular reaction against the consequences of the Bush presidency. Because Obama is both the anti-Bush and the leader of the post-Bush cleanup squad, his success would complete the rebuke. So the Bush camp — Karl Rove’s regular contributions to the Wall Street Journal’s opinion pages are emblematic — must stay on the attack.

          Domestically, Obama inherited an economic catastrophe. Dealing with the wreckage required a large expenditure of public funds that increased a deficit already bloated by President Bush’s decision to fight two wars and to cut taxes at the same time. Bush’s defenders, preferring to divert attention from this period of irresponsibility, act as if the world began on Jan. 20, 2009, by way of saddling Obama with the blame for everything that now ails us. But the previous eight years cannot be wished away.’

          Yesterday’s response to the quadruple bypass quintuple deferment chickenhawk former minister of torture:

          The day before yesterday’s response to the BCS Bunker Buster:

          Which brings us full circle to a tongue-in-cheek pre-inauguration pre-emptive ‘response’ to the steaming piles left for Obama to clean up:

          W.| 1.15.09 @ 2:27PM
          For the past eight years, we have worked hard, sometimes even on weekends, to do what we could to completely strip the country and part it out.

          For the most part, we have succeeded. All we are left with is a burnt out chassis that goes nowhere.

          We have honored the memory of President Nixon by letting Mr. Cheney and Mr. Rumsfeld do whatever they wanted.

          Some say this and my indifference have destroyed the Republican Party.

          We prefer to think of it as only a flesh wound that my brother Jeb will be able to heal by being the next President in 2012.

          There is no way anyone can fix what we have done to this country in four years.

          Who said we never had a plan?


          • Macallanlover

            As I recall from my booklearning, the Congress is in charge of ALL budget items/approvals and oversight. Not saying there isn’t plenty of blame to go around, but the economy was doing pretty well until Pelosi took charge of the House after the 200 elections.

            The collective IQ of obama, pelosi, reid, the czars, biden, et al, is about 50. Either that, or they are the most sinister group ever placed on Earth with the evil intent of completely destroying the USA. I think it is some of both: they are idiots, and they care only about their power, nothing about this country’s future. Next year’s elections will be the most significant ever held.


            • NRBQ

              I presume you mean the 2008 elections, and not 200.

              But you are pathetically blinded by your strict political affiliation.


              • Macallanlover

                No, I meant the 2006 elections when the Socialists took over the committees. What a tool you are……I have NO political affilaition, I am an American, and I have a problem with those who aren’t, yet claim to be Americans. Your problem is, I am not blind at all, bad news for your type.


                • Macallanlover

                  BTW, I am not saying you aren’t an American, I don’t know you. I was speaking about those who are tearing our country down deliberately. Many good Americans are simply naive about what is happening while they sleep.

                  My point is this is the year to Take America Back, and I don’t care if means electing 435 independent representatives, and 33 independent Senators. The party system has become our ruination and polorized the country.


  2. Dog in Fla

    “Lingerie League Gets Litigious
    Ex-players threatened with lawsuits over beefs aired online”

    What is this country coming to when hot chicks cannot air out their beef online? After all, ‘accidental nudity’ is covered in the contract.


    • Hogbody Spradlin

      Fla., you think it’s accidental? What turnip truck did you just fall off of?


      • Dog in Fla

        It was a watermelon truck and I didn’t fall, somebody pushed. Anyhow, unlike a horse collar tackle, a thong-collar tackle is not a personal foul and is worth the price of pay for view. Either that or just go to the neighborhood strip bar.


  3. Hogbody Spradlin

    To paraphrase the late Senator Everett McKinley Dirksen: Corch is a man of firm and unyielding principles, the first of which is flexibility.


  4. The Realist

    Does anyone still watch the networks? Perhaps if they go cable, they’ll get back to airing quality programming instead of “So You Think You Can Dance/Sing/Juggle With This Ex-Relevant Pop Culture Icon Who Can’t Get a Better Job Than This?”

    For Murdoch’s credit, only Fox has dramedys worth watching, and then NBC has Conan. That’s about it.


  5. Brandon

    I like how Tim Griffith gave the Aggies an extra four points in his article about Joe Kines, that’s almost as good as when Verne said that Florida led the all time series at the beginning of the broadcast of the old cocktail party.


  6. Coastal Dawg

    Stupid question but how is Meyer talking to recruits? I thought it was a dead period.


  7. curious

    Will someone explain when chavis became big time or anything other than average.Overpaying an average coach is not the same as landing a big fish.