Kiffin watch: dispatches from an ass

Make sure you check out Junior’s new Twitter feed.  So far, it’s a combination of self-pity (“Its not easy being Lane Kiffin.”), delusion (“14 Months I gave my all for Tennessee, I left it better than when I got there.”) and life lessons (“lets all be adults here.”)

Plus, he’s renamed his kid “Troy”.


UPDATE: Looks like Schlabach and I may have been suckered.  Although Junior did make that “better than when I got here” comment last night.


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9 responses to “Kiffin watch: dispatches from an ass

  1. D.N. Nation

    Says some guy to Mark Schlabach:

    “no way that’s the real kiffen, geolocation shows those tweets coming from Florida..”

    Just FWIW. Though it would be awesome if true.


  2. Mayor of Dawgtown

    Cream rises to the top, but so does scum.


  3. somewhat sadistically the tweets are coming from just outside epcot center.


  4. Kevin

    Kiffin Watch: will you continue to watch Kiffin?


  5. Scooter

    As a Bama fan, I’m a little saddened by Kiffin leaving. I hate Tennessee, and with Kiffin there, it made hating them easier. Now with Fulmer, Tubberville, and Kiffin gone, all I have left to hate is Miles.

    Besides, I was really anxious to watch the train wreck over the next couple of years that was going to be Tennessee football with Kiffin at the helms. Now, I sure, Tennessee will get a real coach.


  6. Hmmmmm

    How funny is it that he really named his kid Knox.


  7. Dog in Fla

    Georgia alum Mark_Schlabach, after being Mark McGuired by invisible provocateur, learns for first time today that electronic counter-measures do not filter out bogus incoming tweets on his Twitter feed.

    As a result Mark_Schlabach, who heretofore was thought to be as much of a damn good dawg as Kirby Smart was, is expected to give Lane Kiffin notice and resign later today from ESPN and take job offer made to him today to perform as high-level investigative reporter for Los Angeles Times as it renews and ramps up its investigative reporting on Lane and his posse now that they are back in LA.


  8. Dog in Fla

    Today’s Best Hamilton counter-punch:

    •In response to a question on how he would describe Lane Kiffin’s tenure at Tennessee, Mike Hamilton simply responded, “Brief.”


  9. Will Trane

    Mirror, mirror on the wall who will be Georgia’s defensive coordinator before fall?

    Mirror: Supposdely nobody knows, but look west before the sun sets while the moon grows. Pierce thru the dust and mist of the Lane Kiffin comet tail as it flames out past the Divide. Is there more crying and despair in Knoxville than Athens?

    Look mirror we grow weary of this. And I recall I almost became a Vol. Thank goodness I did not make that mistake. Hey Kirby, be Smart.