It may not be L’il Wayne…
So where does this hit on the Street-Cred-O-Meter?
Filed under Don't Mess With Lane Kiffin
I just can’t believe nobody has mentioned this potential bombshell yet. Tiger, Lane. Lane, Tiger.
Lane is no Teddy Kennedy. I knew of Teddy Kennedy and if Teddy were going to leave some coeds, he would have left them in the Tennessee River not stranded somewhere at an accident scene downtown.
Lane is no Tiger. I know of Tiger and if Tiger were going to return a Lexus loaner instead of a Buick loaner or his Range Rover to a bodyshop, it would be because a tree and mailbox attacked his vehicle at zero dark thirty in the morning and not by a driver wielded by a superhot blonde ex-nanny wife.
Lane is no Pete Carroll. I know of Pete and if Pete were going to have a safe-house, it would have been in Malibu not Knoxville.
I’d hold off on getting too excited about that. The blond in the photo has been identified elsewhere as Layla Kiffin.
She will be missed because even a gator fan had sense enough to stare and know that, unlike her husband, she has some good points…
The golden boy has returned to his Hollywood Hills. When watching the golden boy did you ever have thoughts that the UT band would strike up the theme song “A Summer Place” and that Sandra Dee would appear at midfield. Are recruiting violations in the future for USC and UT?
I give Swiper only an 80 on the beat but a 100 on the words.
As Lane boarded his jet to LA he was purported to have bit his bottom lip and said to the Vol Nation “You might want to put some ice on that”. He then put on his shades and made his way up the steps.
And after that brief parting statement from Lane, this shot reportedly shows either Lane or his decoy body-double boarding Gulfstream hidden in hangar to avoid pre-takeoff destruction in his Escape From Knoxville. Lane had to carry his own luggage but only because he didn’t let his brother-in-law know about the getaway…
“... Shoot, why does anybody who’s ever won something do it again? Because it’s cool. So, let’s go do it again. Let’s see if we’ve got what it takes.” -- Stetson Bennett, The Athletic, 3/22/22
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