Some snark writes itself.
“We look for something that holds to Alabama standards — classy, something fans are looking for,” (director of marketing and trademark licensing for the University of Alabama Jennifer) Martin said.
A bargain at $19.95.
Admittedly, the faux football grip is a nice touch.
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Wait…that’s not yellow…
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I don’t get it
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“Rammer Jammer, Yellow Hammer“
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I have to admit, I own this hammer. It was given to me as a gift from my mother-in-law who suffers from “anything with an Alabama logo is automatically something my son in law will want” syndrome. I will add this, though: that grip is nice. I’m surprised Stanley hasn’t begun adding them to their product line.
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Hell, man, there’s nothing wrong with that hammer. I just wouldn’t use the word “classy” to describe it. 😉
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I thought the same thing….since when has a hammer ever been referred to as a classy item. I guess they are thinking that putting a Bama sticker on a hammer is more classy than say a pooper scooper or toilet plunger. In that case I agree….still a strange choice of word though.
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Apparently, you’ve never seen the matching cummerbund/nail apron combo.
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Just tell me your mother-in-law didn’t give you the Snuggie.
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Can you get a Snuggie with a Bama logo? Now that WOULD be classy. My brother-in-law in Anniston would love it!
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When do they come out with the 20# sledge model…
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I’m sure it’s a lovely hammer and just full of functional goodness. However, the Alabama sticker is not stuck on right. I mean, it’s even got a recessed slot for it. Quick, someone call quality control.
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Not a very skilled workforce in AL.
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What part of China is AL?
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The part that assembles the shit that’s made in China.
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And all the workers who assemble the sh!t all went to Ga Tech.
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I have to admit, someone gave me the Georgia version of this hammer for Christmas this year. 🙂
http://www.sportsfanoutlet.com/cat.cgi?s=8162008420&GP999
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Hey, they even use our official, sanctioned Galliard typeface for the “Georgia” bit. http://uga.edu/identity/logo.html
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What!? Ours is more expensive!
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senator, you seriously need to find a way for folks to click a share button and throw this stuff to facebook.
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Not a big deal considering there is a Georgia version.
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