Jesus Christ, Finebaum, why not just go in house with the ‘Bama SID’s office and be done with it?
“Jake’s not a go-out kid, him and Charlie sit and watch Netflix or watch film,” his father said of tight end Charlie Woerner, Jake’s roommate. “In his mind, he’s there to play football and study. He’s not worried about girls, he’s not worried about downtown life. He’s there to play football.” — AB-H, 9/4/17