It’s laudable that Ole Miss wants to update its mascot, but, damn, these are some lame options.
I don’t see how they can pass up an opportunity like this:
Diamond Dogs-era Bowie. Go glam. You’ve got the red hair. Just add a blue jumpsuit, throw some white in there and voilà, you’re in business with the school colors.
As a bonus, you could make for a helluvan entrance with this bad boy:
“Ahhhh… wham bam thank you ma’am” flat-out smokes “Enter Sandman”.