Forget about everything else, there’s only one thing you need to know about South Carolina: Stephen Garcia has grown his hair out longer.
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No matter how hard he tries, Garcia will never be able to capture the awesomeness that was Steve Tanneyhill’s hairdo.
He’s like Samson without Philistines to contend with. His locks grant him divine power. We are so screwed.
Does Hell go with Yeah?
God, I hated his ass.
A whole 1:20 worth of career highlights?
“Longerhair: Stephen and Steve – A Love Story,” set in Bogota, Columbia, where Steve encourages Stephen to go work at the BP station
Garcia is all Berger, no Claude.
I have forboding thoughts that Garcia’s coming out party will begin (and, typically, end) against AU this year.
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