Forget about everything else, there’s only one thing you need to know about South Carolina: Stephen Garcia has grown his hair out longer.
Forget about everything else, there’s only one thing you need to know about South Carolina: Stephen Garcia has grown his hair out longer.
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“We remember the Sugar Bowl, I think it my junior year of high school, we let Alabama beat us twice,” Brinson said of a team that also lost to the Crimson Tide in the SEC Championship game. “We’re not letting Alabama beat us twice. In the Sugar Bowl in 2018, they… thought they should have been in the playoffs and lost to Texas.” -- AB-H, 12/27/23
No matter how hard he tries, Garcia will never be able to capture the awesomeness that was Steve Tanneyhill’s hairdo.
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He’s like Samson without Philistines to contend with. His locks grant him divine power. We are so screwed.
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Does Hell go with Yeah?
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God, I hated his ass.
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A whole 1:20 worth of career highlights?
Wow.
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“Longerhair: Stephen and Steve – A Love Story,” set in Bogota, Columbia, where Steve encourages Stephen to go work at the BP station
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Garcia is all Berger, no Claude.
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I have forboding thoughts that Garcia’s coming out party will begin (and, typically, end) against AU this year.
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