Just ask Derek Dooley, who needs every excuse in the book he can lay his hands on these days.
Filed under Because Nothing Sucks Like A Big Orange
Georgia’s sloppy practices are caused by late night scooter races and emerging from side streets.
Alleys, ND. They emerge from Alleys. Get your facts straight. 😉
On a separate note, how in the world do you “emerge” from an alley and get caught doing it?
I’ve only been to Athens a handfull of times, and only once on a non-game day, but are the police in Athens-Clarke County so useless that they sit outside of alleys waiting for people to “emerge” from them?
And since when is it illegal to enter/exit an alley to begin with?
Depends on who you’re with and what you’re doing.
/been in some fun alleys
Certainly our players were under attack last week through Monday.
It is a conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.
Amen. Few know how tough it is to deny your essence to a plague of Orange Hostesses emerging from an alley…
Orange hostesses don’t emerge. It’s against the law. They pornurge. As Elmer Fudd would say,”Wicked women weaken wegs worse”.
“I’m excited to get started this spring practice. I’ve been saying a long time ago, change is inevitable, but growth is optional, and I think that’s a great mantra for this team. ” — Kirby Smart, AJ-C, 3/20/18
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