Thursday morning buffet

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17 responses to “Thursday morning buffet

  1. Prov

    Best part about the SC/USM recap: “(South Carolina’s Oline) was fine in pass blocking the USM front four, but it had issues with picking up blitzes”

    Can’t wait.


  2. Go Dawgs!

    Ah, Rocky Top. It’s like God knew I’d be sad today about AJ Green and decided, “you know what? I’m going to give them an article about Tennessee’s players not understanding how to adequately cleanse themselves in the shower, complete with Coach Dooley having to teach a seminar on the subject”.

    Thank you, Tennessee.


  3. Hogbody Spradlin

    Ya know, some of those guys arepretty big, and it’s a long way around to reach their tuchus with that washcloth.


  4. Sefdawg

    “QB Aaron Murray is still very, very green”
    Hopefully, he’s very, very Greene. I’d take that.


  5. hassan

    I thought that when the Kiffin crew left for California, the “staff” infection would have cleared up instantly?


  6. Dog in Fla

    Meanwhile, Phisohex having previously been taken off the over-the-counter market in the U.S., but still available OTC in Canada, learns of Derek’s shower discipline problem and ships several complimentary crates to to Derek in Knoxville with the message, “Get rid of the jock itch, stat!”

    Derek upon receiving the complimentary crates will have his staph compliance officer report a secondary violation to The NCAA.


  7. W Cobb Dawg

    Instead of marketing trucks like CMR, DD can advertise vol-soap-on-a-rope. Removes all evidence of poor hygiene.


  8. Tommy

    Thank you, sir. Good to be back in the game.


  9. As delightful as the UT soap story is, I’m going in a different direction:

    Thanks for that link to the Joe Montana interview. He’s my second favorite NFL player of all time (Ronnie Lott is my first), and it is really nice to get a little insider info on the real story there.


  10. Brandon

    That State of Florida as Afghanistan bit was a real classic, that’s up there with the poetry of premature trash talk, and the original lexicon post comments on here as the greatest posts in the relatively short but storied history of the dawgosphere. David Hale had some good ones too.


    • Brandon

      For anybody that hadn’t seen it the poetry of premature trash talk was on hey jenny slater last year after the tech game, look it up, its worth your time.


  11. fetch

    As far a Greece goes, Alan and Marilyn Bergman said it best:
    Temporary lay offs. – Good Times.
    Easy credit rip offs. – Good Times.
    Scratchin’ and surviving. – Good Times.
    Hangin in a chow line – Good Times.
    Ain’t we lucky we got ‘em – Good Times.


  12. Dawgfan17

    The three best things I am hearing about the Carlina game, looked soft up the middle on run defense, soft up the middle in coverage and their OL did ok against a 4 man rush but didn’t handle the blitz well. Sounds like a perfect recipe for us to take advantage of. The OL has to be what they were at the end of last season and take over the team for the rest of the year. If we can run the ball the way we should be behind a veteran line everything else on this team falls into place.