This is such a good line, I’m surprised I’ve never heard it before:
… with Arizona State, who’s mascot looks like a pedophile on Halloween. Check it out.
“Jake’s not a go-out kid, him and Charlie sit and watch Netflix or watch film,” his father said of tight end Charlie Woerner, Jake’s roommate. “In his mind, he’s there to play football and study. He’s not worried about girls, he’s not worried about downtown life. He’s there to play football.” — AB-H, 9/4/17