Maybe this is just what the doctor needs to order for Athens.
Filed under The Body Is A Temple
Not on Maslow’s pyramid, but it did work well in Lysistrata.
Did it? I recall some of the women caving in to their desires…
You are a old dude! Despite the ever-present availability of a slut or two (not that there is anything wrong with that!) I believe they achieved the objective and the war stopped.
I could settle for a few achieved objectives about now…..and I am not one of those who wants CMR gone so it would relate to victories.
Not a great idea, Senator. Don’t you remember a certain defensive end of ours getting picked up for pandering back in 2001? Now imagine if every football player’s “supply” got cut off… that’s a lot of undercover female cops arresting a lot of our players!
Don’t forget Mickey the Trainer’s immortal words: Women weaken legs!
The back story is that while our team was in Honolulu, more than a few enjoyed some of the Waikiki “escorts”. Back in Athens Sir Charles couldn’t help but inspect the local offerings (which are actually quite bad, examples linked below).
More funny is that happened at the corner of Finley and Hancock, a notorious crack ho haunt back then. That same neighborhood is now hipster central. Funny how things change.
The good thing for the NM teams is that at least one of them is going to get a win. We have no guarantees.
Perhaps we should let them have a blackout with all black unis? ;)
If they lose this week let’s make ‘um play next week’s game in all pink unis.
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