You know, I think he really means it.

All those early starts due to a poor showing are no cause for celebration, right?

Not if you’re crack law enforcer Jimmy Williamson.

“Seasons past we had late games and that left time for a lot of tailgating, but so far all our kickoffs have been before 1,” he said. “We’re not seeing tailgating like we have before. This season has been a real delight.[Emphasis added.]

I’m glad somebody’s happy.


Filed under Crime and Punishment, Georgia Football

20 responses to “You know, I think he really means it.

  1. Russ The Temporary Mascot

    My biggest regret is not being able to experience a night game in Athens.

    The cooler weather energizes us bulldogs.

    See ya Satiddy.



  2. Gen. Stoopnagle

    Hey, if you had his job, you’d be pretty stoked, too.


    • Reptillicide

      True, gives him more time to explain why his officers are arresting football players for being black and unable to spell their middle name.


  3. Reptillicide

    That’s the problem with the mentality of people like Adams and Williamson. They’re not concerned with making the Georgia football experience better, only with making their own lives easier.

    BTW – Jimmy Williamson continues to move up my list of most hated people associated with UGA.


  4. Russ The Temporary Mascot

    All these early starts are great until it’s time to count the money.

    Then, you will hear a different tune from the fine people of Athens.



  5. Williamson should be fired with rest of the coaches. He probably prays Sanford stadium be close forever. He probably does not even like students in the campus. He likes empty buildings so he can fatten his belly sitting on his sofa.


  6. Dooley's Wig

    Should free up some time to work on those cold case murders of the Baker and Stone girls.

    Get to work, Jimmy.


  7. X-Dawg

    Jimmy Williamson, this season has been a real kick in the nuts. Thanks for keeping it real!


  8. Corbindawg

    Jimmy Williamson is a prick.


  9. bort

    You meant crackhead law enforcer . . .


  10. Corbindawg

    That too…


  11. 69Dawg

    It would be nice to have a mix. Last year we were at night the whole time.


  12. No One Knows You're a Dawg

    They really just don’t want fans at the game, do they?

    Hey, they got the TV money. They don’t need us anymore.


  13. aristoggle

    Conspiracy theory!!!

    He must have his officers focusing specifically on athletes. That way, the team’s output is diminished leading to more early starts.

    That must be it!