Happiness is a warm gun.

I think we should take Jason Kirk up on his offer, so in the comments section, provide your caption for this photo:

He looks pretty serious with a weapon in his hands, doesn’t he?


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43 responses to “Happiness is a warm gun.

  1. Bulldog Joe

    “Don’t do it, coach!”

    Bad taste, I know.

  2. Lee

    “It’s been a frustrating year… Bring on ‘Tech…”

  3. Sam B

    Fairley is down this way? Thanks.

  4. TennesseeDawg

    “I’ll finally whip Urban’s ass one way or another.”

  5. Asylum Dawg

    In other news, Mike Bobo was fired as offensive coordinator. Unfortunately and suspiciously, Bobo could not be reached for comment.

  6. BMan

    “Go ahead Bobo, call that Wild Dog one more *@^# time.”

  7. dean

    Mark Richt just moments before inexplicably yelling “WOLVERINE”!

  8. Rusdawg

    “I told ’em and I told ’em….stop fumbling the ball!”

  9. Larry Rodgers

    Coach Cheesedick is a man of integrity

  10. Doug

    Zed’s dead babe. Zed’s dead.

  11. Spike

    Ahh, the Second Amendment!!

  12. Jim

    “The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.”

  13. gastr1

    “So let me get this straight…I shoot it now, then shut it down for a quarter or two and see if it comes back on again in the fourth?”

  14. Bulldog Bry

    “Ok, who was it that wanted to see Evil Richt?”

  15. The Realist

    “All right, Gene… you called down the thunder, well now you’ve got it! You see that?”
    [pulls out dog tags]
    “It says Evil Richt.”
    [points to man-boob’d corpse of Paul Johnson]
    “Take a good look at him Gene… ’cause that’s how you’re gonna end up.”
    [Newton leaves after he & Cecil take enormous dump on Auburn.]
    “Auburn is finished, you understand? I see navy and orange, I kill the man wearin’ it!”
    [Chizik doles out $200K to get John Brantley.]
    “So run, you cur…RUN! Tell all the other curs Georgia is comin’. You tell ’em Evil Richt is comin’… and hell’s comin’ with me, you hear? HELL’S COMIN’ WITH ME!”

    • Brandon

      Holy smokes, we had the same idea, I was typing and when I posted I saw what you wrote, great minds think alike I guess.

  16. Brandon

    You see these black clothes, it means Evil Richt is back. I see your piss gold and black and I kill the man wearing it, so run you nerd, tell all the nerds the Dawgs are coming, you tell’em I’m coming, and hell’s coming with me, you here, hell’s coming with me! ((((((((31-24))))))))) hahahahahaha

  17. Mark

    Just one more traffic violation…

  18. Go Dawgs!

    “He’s already hit me twice, so I can start shooting back after the third one, right?”

  19. Derek

    Who would Jesus shoot?

  20. “You guys wanted a better 3rd and long defense. This ought to do the job!”

  21. hailtogeorgia

    “Where’s the best place to hold it so I get the most balance?”

  22. Chuck

    Fly over here War EAGLE!

  23. thewhiteshark

    “You need to get a gun and learn how to use it which leads me to my second rule, the double tap.”

  24. Joe Nails

    “hey mike……..”

  25. Noonan

    Coach Richt: Terminate Bobo?
    Mr. McGarity: He’s out there operating without any decent restraint, totally beyond the pale of any acceptable human conduct. And he is still in the field commanding troops.
    President Adams: Terminate with extreme prejudice.
    Mr. McGarity: You understand, Captain, that this mission does not exist, nor will it ever exist…

    • Dog in Fla

      but if the mission did exist and Mark was in the Corps,
      “We are blessed to be tightened up and totally uncomfortable. Outstanding…”

  26. Ben

    Are we sure this isn’t a press photo from a Mark Harmon CBS special? I’ve always thought that Mark Harmon could play Richt in “The Mark Richt Story”.

  27. Ausdawg85

    “Coach…are you still on the ‘Hot Seat’ after this season?”


    CMR: “Next question…”

  28. Who is responsible for my “Butt Cut”?

  29. East Cobb Devildawg

    “forget the pistol formation. We’re putting THIS in our offensive scheme. Awww, what the heck, the d can use it too.”

  30. Alecsandr Szegda

    Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This… is my boomstick! The next one of you animals that gets arrested gets it right between the eyes. You got that?

  31. Chuck

    REALLY!!! I am on the HOT seat REALLY!!!

  32. TI

    I’m ready for whateva, somebody betta tell ’em. Gon’ be here when the smoke clears and everything settled FOR REAL…

  33. dboy

    Hunting the hotseat

  34. Asylum Dawg

    While looking at a fine coed backside, Mark Richt failed to notice his member coming out of his fly.

  35. Whiskeydawg

    You know, I was thinking for the next game. I might be more effective from up in the booth. Does this come with a scope?

  36. Jeff

    Are you sure he is THE Nick Fairley?