Ass man

And we bitched about Nick Fairley’s tactics.


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21 responses to “Ass man

  1. gastr1

    That kid from Texas A & M is taking notes.


  2. 81 Dog

    You got that right, baby!

    (I wonder what this kid’s license plate says. Or yours, Senator. I’m not sayin’, I’m just sayin’.)


  3. Normaltown Mike

    FWIW, we called that “checkin’ the oil” but it was joked about and never tried.

    The fact that it was done in practice tells me it wasn’t an accidental “insertion” during an intense grappling match.


  4. Macallanlover

    Does anyone really believe Fairley the Fairy is above a tactic like this? With fans like The aU has these days (see Ward Eaglet here), there is probably a lot of butthurting going on amongst those perverts. I doubt they ever file charges given their total disregard for rules. No telling what they do with fire hoses these days on The Plains but you may not want to drink from them.


    • Prov

      You beat me to it.


    • 81 Dog

      “Son, you just don’t know where that nozzle’s been.”

      what’s the over/under on Ward’s first “butthurt” inquiry? I’m surprised there isn’t one already; I definitely would have taken the under.

      what is Ward’s fascination with our butts, anyway? It’s not like we’re sheep or goats, for cryin’ out loud.


  5. dboy

    This guy is taking the sport of wrestling back to its Greecian roots… I never understood the sport and its suspicious undertone.


  6. NCT

    I didn’t know it was that kind of party. Loved the lawyer quote about the sport’s requiring a certain amount of give and take. Wouldn’t “give and take” imply at least the courtesy of a reach-around?


  7. Hogbody Spradlin

    Butt Drag! That’s what my friggin dog does all over my carpet.


  8. fuelk2

    Damn, man. Don’t know if I’d’a linked to that.


  9. CoachSpurlock

    As someone who wrestled in college and coached high school wrestling for 8 years, I have never even heard of this move. Today was the first time I’ve even seen it. If anyone had even tried something like that on me, they would just now be coming out of their coma. What the hell…oh, wait…didn’t they say it was in California? Well, that would explain it.


    • AthensHomerDawg

      I wrestled…anyone who played fb at Warner Robins wrestled and I don’t think anyone would consider the move. Both my sons wrestled in HS and told me that that move just wouldn’t happen….. not twice anyway.


  10. JaxDawg

    (1) Nick Fairley is a subhuman ape. Barely above cormag status.

    (2) It’s California, so if it involves another man’s ass then you shouldn’t be surprised.