This is a deeply disturbing photo that begs for your commentary.
Get to it in the comments section after your eyesight recovers.
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“You really are a Cock, Steve!!! Don’t you know Gators wear jean shorts.”
What. The. Fuck.
Alternate take: “I can’t believe we got lei’d wearing these clothes!”
That was my initial response, too.
One mo’ ‘gain:
1. Develop Coral Reef Fetish.
2. Dress accordingly.
3. Sleep with the fishes.
At least he’s not the one rockin’ the Mom jeans……..
Correction, those are Mom Jorts. Much more outstanding.
Trying to find something quick and witty here….but…nothing.
What’s wrong with me?
I don’t know, but there’s something about Spurrier (and that shit eating grin on his face) that I’m already missing.
See the Muschamp Presser yesterday. In an era of COACHSPEAK, spawn of Saban and Meyer, in which coaches say nothing, nada, blah blah blah, “work hard and get buttah,” there is something priceless about Spurrier. He was the perfect Nemesis. Something Wild West, gunslinger, “hang 50 on them in Athens,” that was priceless.
(I can say that because I was there, in the stands when he did hang 50 on us. How long did he nurse that grudge?)
You have to appreciate man who hates you and lives to beat you. A man who has not forgotten losing to Georgia and George Patton in 1966 27-10. A man who lived to defeat us. He should have made us better. He should have made us demand championship excellence. He did. And we did. At least for awhile (2002-2007).
Now, our program has swallowed something. Something that makes us fat and entitled. Say what you want about Spurrier and his method (benching players, calling out players, calling out other programs) there was nothing “entitled” about his approach.
Maybe this is just an odd form of nostalgia. Spurrier hasn’t been Spurrier in over a decade. But in an age where Tennessee goes through 3 coaches in 3 years and Florida changes from one Corch to another, Spurrier and his shit eating grin bring back a link to the second half of the SEC’s last century. And a time when we used to beat the hell out of Florida. At least Auburn is still buying players. That will have to do to keep SEC nostalgia for now.
I’ll never forget in 2007, as South Carolina was whipping us up front and had the lead at the half, Spurrier was jogging off the field. I was near the sideline by the students who were yelling things about Spurrier and his mother and the legitimacy of his birth all the while giving him the single finger salute. Hundreds of Georgia fans in one huge, “FUCK YOU.” Spurrier kept jogging, head down, toward the tunnel. But right before he got to the hedges, he stopped, looked up, smiled, and waved to the crowd.
Looked to my buddy and said, “Damn. Only Steve.”
I’m with you, JD. Love the OBC, he’s a freaking hoot. What was it he said after this year’s game in response to why we couldn’t stop the run up the middle? “I’m not sure why it kept working, they must not run that play in the NFL”. Pure comedic gold.
I recognize the guy on the right from “To Catch a Predator”
The other guy….
I think I can hear “Ice Ice Baby” being played in the background
Do you like to give or take?
ok…this isn’t one of those pitcher vs catcher references is it?
Upon failing to find Mike Leach in Key West, Steve hooks-up with one of the locals for a fun evening.
Taking a break from the grind of recruiting, Steve and RC look for some fast times at Ridgemont High http://www.movietrain.net/images/fast-times-at-ridgemont-high1.jpg before getting run off by Spicoli.
That look on his face definitely says “I was born and raised in Tennessee,” though, doesn’t it?
…if the Hanes undershirt under the Hawaiian didn’t already.
I’ve been guilty of the same look, I’m afraid. But I also wear three shirts in the summer in Georgia, so…
EAST Tennessee, Will, EAST Tennessee.
I can’t believe I didn’t know that about Spurrier before now…I thought he just a North Florida redneck. But no, he’s definitely East Tennessee, and yes, it’s painfully apparent in this photo.
…not that there is anything wrong with that…
“Stephen told me this hat looked cool. Maybe I shouldn’t listen to everything he says…”
RC: “Watch out ladies, this gun is loaded”
Sure I may look like a dufus but I’ll beat Georgia more times than my previous 5 successors combined, and I’ll do it with your $%#@ in my #$% too.
Brandon, In your dreams!!!
In my nightmares is more like it, haha.
holy shit, i think RC is wearing a Mickey Mouse shirt!
look at the glove.
The best part is Mickey Mouse is feeling up his man boob.
Boy, the dress code at Augusta National is going to shit.
Damn, Bubba, is that whipped cream in your drank?
That HAS to be photo shopped? If not then where in the hell was that picture taken? Is there some secret coaches camp that they all go to in June and get freaky?
“Dude, I thought you said they don’t allow cameras in this gay club.”
Steve always said that winning the East was key…but his heart was in Key West…
“This is a deeply disturbing photo that begs for your commentary.”
I am unable to comment. I am too deeply disturbed.
fake but funny
According to Deadspin, this came straight from RC’s Facebook page.
Too random to be fake, the OBC and RC Slocum?
Don’t miss the link, there’s some funny stuff there.
Ray Goff is a whiz with Adobe Photoshop
That’s R.C. Slocum? For a moment I thought it was Jeremy Foley.
Upon seeing the photo, Richard Blackwell, fashion critic, spins in grave like a lathe.
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